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[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

See you in 4 weeks.

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

Cop - “Sir, are you drunk?”

Tony Romo - “Ahhhh I don’t know Jim!”

[david friedberg @friedberg]

if @elonmusk paid 100% of his net worth ($1.4 trillion) as a tax it would only cover federal government spending for 77 days. this isn’t a tax problem…

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

“I also want Kevin Patullo flipping burgers at like the local McDonalds”

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

Q: “Why do you think local reporters weren't doing the work that you did?”

NICK SHIRLEY: “Because it's Somalians that are committing this fraud. People are scared to be called Islamophobic and racist, which has nothing to do with what's going on. Fraud is fraud.”

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

A $100,000 salary in January 2020 has the same buying power as $124,353 in April 2025, according to the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

Oh my god! All the protests and virtue signaling worked!!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yes, it is utterly insane.

The American people would have been disenfranchised if the machine represented by the Kamala puppet had won.

Thankfully, we have President Trump.

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

Adam Sandler & Netflix just dropped a new trailer for Happy Gilmore 2 ⬇️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is why the Democrats want to destroy me
https://t.co/6kreKPNPbf

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

I will never not be impressed by how unintellectual and out of touch the women of The View are lol

Absolutely remarkable

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Elon Musk just asking common sense questions any American would want to know and receiving death threats, boycotts, and ridicule for doing so:

"Why are there 20 million people who are definitely dead marked as alive in the Social Security database? Why were hundreds of millions of dollars of Small Business Administration loans given out to people aged 11 & under?"

Elon is a patriot.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

This man explains "how to destroy society without firing a single bullet."

[Darshan 🦖 @darshan]

The most misunderstood condition:

Brain fog.

It's not just fatigue. It's not just stress.

Here's what's really happening inside your body:

[Right Scope 🇺🇸 @RightScopee]

🚨BREAKING: RFK Jr. claims Johnson & Johnson added cancer-causing carcinogens to sunscreens, the same cancer they profit from treating. He pledges to bring them to justice.

Do you support RFK Jr.'s push for accountability?

YES or NO?

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Still can’t get that horrific video from the subway of a woman burning to death out of my head.

People just stood there and recorded without doing anything. Even a police officer walked by unbothered. Is this where we’ve come to as humans?

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

NEW: @ScottPresler masterfully shuts down CNN reporter's attempt to paint Trump supporters as violent.

ELLE REEVE: “I noticed that when you urge people to action, you often include the word 'peacefully.' Is that to avoid another Jan 6 type incident?”

SCOTT PRESLER: “With all due respect, it's to avoid people like you guys [CNN] saying that I'm anything but.”

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨HOLY SH*T: COOLEST VIDEO OF THE YEAR

NFL FILMS VIDEO OF JAMEIS WINSTON RUSHING TOUCHDOWN IN THE SNOW.

THIS LOOKS STRAIGHT OUT OF A MOVIE.

🤯🤯🤯

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

This is how I look at the chilis waitress when she brings me my triple dipper