Andru Tielur

@greatjobmija Football. #FlyEaglesFly ~FiS~

[Andru Tielur @TielurAndru]

Bruh that stadium was so hyped even while losing. Never seen such a huge amount of people just enjoying a song.

[Ryan Alexander @ryalexander94]

💀💀💀

[Andru Tielur @TielurAndru]

Yeah Hurts is done for the season….

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Eagles are signing QB Joe Milton off the #Cowboys practice squad, adding to their QB depth.

[Andru Tielur @TielurAndru]

I need to stop listening to Twitter for fantasy advice.

[FantasyNerdBoi @NerdBoiTakes]

I put Chase Brown OTB, that’s when I realized..

Chase Brown is a screaming BUY
Not a SELL ⬇️

[Zach Berman @ZBerm]

Potential offensive starting lineup this weekend, if the roster/practice status as of Thursday's practice is an indication...

QB: Tanner McKee
RB: Dameon Pierce
WR: Dontayvion Wicks
WR: Makai Lemon
WR: Darius Cooper
TE: Dallas Goedert
LT: Jordan Mailata
LG: Willie Lampkin
C: Drew Kendall/Jake Majors
RG: Tyler Steen
RT: Markell Bell

[Brenden Deeg @BrendenDeeg_]

Me on Aug. 1: "I'm so excited for Eagles football"

Oct 15: *Googles what a superficial blood clot is*

[Andru Tielur @TielurAndru]

Shut the season down it’s over.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Breaking: #Eagles QB Jalen Hurts is out for Sunday due to a superficial blood clot.

Full statement from the #Eagles on QB Jalen Hurts:

“On Thursday, October 8th, Jalen visited the training room after practice requesting treatment for his calf. He informed the medical staff he had been cleated during the Rams game on October 4th. This was his first treatment session for the calf injury following the game, after having practiced in full both Wednesday and Thursday. On Friday, Jalen received treatment, practiced in full, and was added to the practice report.

“Out of an abundance of caution, an ultrasound was performed on Saturday following the team’s flight to London and walkthrough. The ultrasound revealed a superficial blood clot. Our medical staff and doctors in London reviewed the results and concluded that activity and mobility were important and that Jalen could safely play. Doctors recommended a follow-up ultrasound within 72 hours of the game and the return flight to Philadelphia. 

“Jalen played without limitation in the game Sunday, received treatment on Monday and Tuesday, and practiced in full on Wednesday, as reflected in the practice report. Throughout our time in London and this week, we have remained in communication with the league office regarding the matter.  

"On Wednesday night, a follow-up ultrasound revealed movement in the small blood clot. Jalen will be out for Sunday’s game vs. the Panthers as we determine the appropriate course of treatment. His health and safety are our highest priority.”

[Andru Tielur @TielurAndru]

This team is so content with being average it’s insane.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

The Phillies have signed Don Mattingly to a two-year contract for the 2027 and 2028 seasons

[Andru Tielur @TielurAndru]

Gah damn bro anyone healthy??

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Wednesday’s Injury Report

#CARvsPHI

[Warren @swd2]

1) Lured republicans into the mental facility story

2) Dropped the proof that he wasn’t there

3) Hung out with Kacey Musgraves

4) Outed Ken Paxton for partying with criminals

A++++ campaigning

[David @DavidNeiszPHL]

The 2026 NFL Super Team LA Rams are 2-3.

I guess they should blow it up: fire the HC and trade all of their players for future assets.

[Andru Tielur @TielurAndru]

Fucking stupid lmao

[Eagle Times @_EagleTimes]

The Eagles should sell. Now.

• 4 O-line combos in 5 weeks
• 18 carries, 22 yards Sunday
• 0-2 since Lane Johnson retired
• Already flipped Jurgens for a 2nd

Forget the NFC East. Trade Barkley, Baun, Goedert, Woolen for picks.

2015 → Super Bowl. 2020 → Super Bowl. 2026?

[Emmit Douglas @emmitonair]

Patrick Surtain II, Derek Stingley Jr., and Christian Gonzalez aren’t available.

You need ONE cornerback to lock down the opposing team’s best WR with the season on the line.

Who are you picking?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If you think teachers are changing your child’s sex at school, you’re too fucking stupid to vote.

[inigof12 @inigof12]

WR1 mentality

[Andru Tielur @TielurAndru]

Ready for a pokemon fantasy football draft with friends

[Andru Tielur @TielurAndru]

Why did the pokemon All-22 come out now? This is prime offseason content.

[Andru Tielur @TielurAndru]

@MDeLaFuego Arcanine is my beast FB paving the way for the lightning fast Raichu

[Andru Tielur @TielurAndru]

Only right answer.

[Cole @ColeThereum]

Since we all disagree with you...

I created a site to build your own All 22 Pokemon lineup

https://t.co/9ht5V4hiuT

Draft your lineup, save the image, share it.

Here is my team (easy 17-0 season)

[Matt @MattMcMillions]

How Marowak moving at SS