Tien Shinhan

3 eyes.

[José Mourinho @FinallyMourinho]

#50ThingsAboutMe I've been very successful in many countries, winning trophies along the way.

[José Mourinho @FinallyMourinho]

So I heard the other day that Arsenal made a £20 million bid for Columbian star No Juan.

[José Mourinho @FinallyMourinho]

You know its the end of football when Arsenal wins the treble.

[José Mourinho @FinallyMourinho]

Anybody else notice how awful Sergio Ramos looks as a blonde?

[José Mourinho @FinallyMourinho]

The last time Tottenham had won the Premier League their current manager AVB wasn't even born yet...funny eh?

[José Mourinho @FinallyMourinho]

What can I say? The media loves me. #Jakarta (Yesterday)

[José Mourinho @FinallyMourinho]

BREAKING NEWS: Manchester United Star Wayne Rooney is set to join former club Everton on a four-year contract.

[José Mourinho @FinallyMourinho]

Delighted for a fact that the Serie A is bringing in a lot of very talented faces in Italy thanks to the likes of Rafa Benitez & Rudi Garcia

[José Mourinho @FinallyMourinho]

RT If you have been approached or an enquiry has been made for you to join Arsenal.

[José Mourinho @FinallyMourinho]

Dortmund are now the Arsenal of the Bundesliga, they both sell their star players to their rivals.

[José Mourinho @FinallyMourinho]

Dear Julio Cesar, please leave QPR as soon as possible. sincerely, everyone.

[José Mourinho @FinallyMourinho]

Mark Hughes at Stoke City? Watch them get relegated next year.

[Klass-Jan Huntelaar @klaashuntelaar]

Lovely day it is in Germany today, glad to be back on twitter!

[José Mourinho @FinallyMourinho]

Neymar would make a great comedian, Because of his recent joke saying that "England isn't a threat." Makes me laugh every time.

[Vegito @VegitoTweet]

// I don't normally workout, but when I do, I workout to Dragon Ball Z music. :D

[José Mourinho @FinallyMourinho]

Hey Chelsea fans, guess who's back at June? #TheSpecialOne

[Tien Shinhan @Tien_Shinhan]

@carlrobinson33

[José Mourinho @FinallyMourinho]

Fairwell Mario G., you will never be able to redeem yourself ever again. #BVB