Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!
Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that we don't smile at them. The disconnect is fatal.
Guy: Shoots up a school killing 20 kids
Republicans: Guns are our God-given right
Guy: Videos ICE agents with legal gun in his possession, is killed
Republicans: He had a gun!
on our honeymoon in Italy and this restaurant was playing Opalite by @taylorswift13 and I was bopping so hard they asked me if I liked the music. I said yes and then they played the fate of Ophelia 😭❤️ @taylornation13
Panthers to trade WR Adam Thielen, a conditional 2026 7th-round pick and 2027 5th-round pick to Vikings for 2026 5th-round pick and 2027 4th-round pick. (via @RapSheet, @TomPelissero)
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Byron Buxton went off on his bobblehead day yesterday and completed the first cycle in Target Field history!
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