Got a notification that I've used up over half my Google photo storage, and now I have to figure out if 3000 photos of my cats means I have too many cat photos #cats
"To the window (to the window), to the wall (to the wall)
'Til the sweat drop down my balls (my balls)." It never fails to amaze me that this is great musical masterpiece that has survived the test of time from my childhood #Hits
When I lived in California: It's going to hit 55F outside? Time to layer up and wear my down jacket.
Me now in New York: It's above freezing today? So warm today.
My husband has decided to take our marriage to the next level. There is no clearer statement that he's committed to being off of the dating market than this #marriage#Crocs
Andy is very determined to contribute to some code this morning. After being removed from the table multiple times and blocking his backside sneak attacks with this hedge barrier, he's finally settled for just one paw on the keyboard #CatsOfTwitter#lovewhereyouwork