Do-si-dos

[Millicent Bystander @MrsBystander]

posting pics of your newborn but hiding their face on Instagram is performative

[Do-si-dos @Tij_ams]

Accepting with grace seh my ***** ago **** **. Cause this nuh make sense 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Do-si-dos @Tij_ams]

I need less people in Jamaica right now. What is going on???? 😭😭😭

[Do-si-dos @Tij_ams]

Why is my Ob going to Jamaica at a time like this 😭😭 this was not a part of the plan. Mind you she’s already supposed to be going like 10 days after I’m due and we already discussed that at lengths. But this surprise trip was not in the plans. 😖😭

[Allie @fergyonce]

Hi @beyonce you’ve got about 7 weeks until I’m gonna need a copy of act 3 for my little guy’s birth, it’s officially documented as part of his birth plan so not much I can do! The nurses and doctors are already looking forward to it. Please advise!

[mrs. dobbins ☕️🪶 @mrsdobbins_]

Ok, the final 5 weeks of pregnancy are longer than the complete 40 combined.

[Do-si-dos @Tij_ams]

It’s only Tuesday 😭😭😭😭

[Do-si-dos @Tij_ams]

Well I tried. Time for me to go on maternity leave so this can be someone else’s problem. 😤

[Do-si-dos @Tij_ams]

If this man say anything other than yes he’s done for.

[Do-si-dos @Tij_ams]

It’s too hot outside and I’m too pregnant for this and I already had no patience before all this.

[pink bean @pinkbeantime]

@shOoObz She said “wtf is wrong with this guy” then went ahead and figured it out

[Do-si-dos @Tij_ams]

Driest limes I ever bought. Cheese doesn’t melt. I could taste the mercury in the salmon. Should I continue???

[Yoshi ☄️ @wakeupyoshi]

$136 worth of groceries.. why are you not shopping at Aldi’s yet?????

[Bri 🤎🦒 @bubblybrielle]

I tried. I can’t do it. I won’t be explaining further.

[Do-si-dos @Tij_ams]

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[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Finding out you’re pregnant any time before 4 weeks sucks because now you’re gonna be pregnant for 82 years.

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

It’s crazy that gas right now is the actual price they used to try and scare you with if you didn’t bring the rental car back full.

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

See this is the shit i be talking about!!! Why in the fuck would you put your fucking dog on a FRUIT AND VEGETABLE SCALE?! Keep your (non service) animals at the fucking house! This is disgusting as fuck.

[Do-si-dos @Tij_ams]

So mad I didn’t get any pictures of my girl today. Why she had her back to us the whole time, 😤

[Do-si-dos @Tij_ams]

Dem really get them money’s worth from me today. 😭😭😭😭

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

Megan thee Stallion so funny. I love how she really uses her music as an emotional outlet very directly. Aint no guessing. She said all that wifey shit is DEAD. 😂

[Do-si-dos @Tij_ams]

Past me did not anticipate how tired we would become. 😭😭😭

[Do-si-dos @Tij_ams]

Whole time thinking my appointment was at 10, why the appointment at 8 😭😭