Tila Tweetquila

The Offical Tila Tweetquila Twitter Page.

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Still true

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I can’t wait til I can just be like “it’s the 2018” to explain my bad behavior

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@instagram giving everyone a reason to jump start resolutions and cut back on screen time with this downgrade #instagramswipe

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@tbesse29 “Watching my wife struggle to pick up bow and arrow”

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@JerseyVacation MFK - Mary @VINNYGUADAGNINO, F @DJPaulyD, kill @RealRonnieMagro - and that’s the situation.

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Just saw the saddest #commercial and it was to #Applebees and I have never identified with anything more #cometomywindow

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I can’t wait til I can just be like “it’s the 2018” to explain my bad behavior

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@Apple instead of turning my face into a talking poop emoji, why not focus on letting me send picture messages to Android users?

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Leave it to @Andy to get to the point. https://t.co/OLUd9V56gg

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

How about we ban machine guns?

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Will and Grace remake should have been Jack and Karen #debroahmessingitup

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@tbesse29 https://t.co/YmE3G4p6Ul

[bob saget @bobsaget]

Motivational thought for the day – – Be nice to everyone you come in contact with. Unless they purposely fart and then creepily demand eye contact afterward, or worse, during.

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Hugh Hefner is dead? We should all take our clothes off in homage. #riphef #grapeman #legend

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@VirginAmerica 1.877 fly virgin as instructed. 3rd time this week :( still love you but please fix - should not prompt to Alaska if they can't see res

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@VirginAmerica how come your 1-877 number auto transfers to Alaska but AA team members can't access Virgin reservations?

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The only thing that misery loves more than company...is not being miserable

[Kevin Hennessey @Kevin_Hennessey]

Mariah Carey's performance was 100×'s worse then Ronda Rouseys #Brutal

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Tonight's #Debate2016 is airing on Bravo with @Andy Cohen mediating, right?

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@tbesse29 @adage @manservantsCO I just saw this 9mo later but they were great!!!

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@tbesse29 @RapSheet we don't have stairs

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@tbesse29 is it #Friday yet https://t.co/Mb4Abi7TVd

[Perez Hilton @PerezHilton]

This is how I feel right now. https://t.co/KzvKDccCci

[Tila Tweetquila @TilaTweetquila]

Pretty sure I just passed my gynecologist on the street. Are you supposed to exchange pleasantries in this situation? #feeingweird