Stanley Gucci

Rap sensation. Nationwide phenomenon. // First person to rap on the Franz Josef Glacier! // One of the only rappers to ever use the word “isthmus” in a rap.

[Stanley Gucci @dereklipkin]

@cmkuiper Made a quick diagram to refer for the rest of the season.

[sean @_sn_n]

the average red state is closer to Sharia Law than Zohran’s NYC

[mark normand @marknorm]

“Let’s gooooooooooooo” is ‘Allāhu ʾakbar’ for white guys

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

It’s scary being a Jew in New York City. Sometimes groups of bearded men in all black chase me down shouting “Are you Jewish???”

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Shoutout to every “expert” who responded to my NSPM-7 coverage by insisting nothing would happen because there’s no domestic terrorism law

[Zy @ZyMazza]

Don't worry about it. The Chinese also invented gunpowder, and then literally didn't invent guns because they were using it for fireworks. They love fireworks. They will always use technology for fireworks. They can't help themselves.

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

Calling a Jewish politician a parasite in the name of stopping antisemitism. Amazing stuff.

[queer and loathing in las gaygas @cantsmokehere]

norm macdonald weekend update joke

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Shot, chaser

[Oliver Larkin for Congress @OliverALarkin]

DSA-endorsed @MelatKirosCO has her election in CO-01 in ONE WEEK.

Help send two more @DemSocialists to Congress by splitting a donation to our campaigns—there’s no time to waste: https://t.co/AuVrMNwILZ

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

That’s it I’m done giving JP Morgan execs the benefit of the doubt

[Oliver Tree @Olivertree]

Rest in peace Oliver Tree Nickell June 29th, 1993 - June 14th, 2026

Your legacy will live on forever ❤️ Thank you to everyone who has reached out, shown love, support and has done incredible tributes for Oliver. The constant love, support and positivity is helping the family, friends and collaborators make it through these extremely difficult times.

Oliver is now back in California where he can finally rest. His legacy will live on through his foundation/endowment named “Dr. Oliver Tree’s Extremely Epic Grant For Baby Geniuses” coming soon. This is something that Oliver had put together before his passing, written in his will. We will make sure his wish comes to fruition so that more joy, love and art can be spread into the world, that was his final wish.

Love you all so much, Oliver would be so proud of every one of his supporters, friends and family.

Peace be with Oliver … ❤️

[w. @doublegee___]

Freddie Mercury, who famously had nothing to do with the LGBTQ movement at Live Aid, a concert that famously didn’t have an explicit political cause.

[Viggie Smalls @Viggie_Smalls93]

Dems saying “why can’t he be president” just change the law bro who cares

[Sonny @SNYbetting]

Moutet 😭😭😭😭😭

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

My gf just bodied me in our caption contest

[Gary Marcus @GaryMarcus]

What @xriskology has been warning about:

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

I feel like 95% of nostalgia is just not knowing what was happening in the world when you were a child

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I was just arrested for trying to make The Office today

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Watching Donald Trump and Dana White walk out from the White House to the UFC Freedom 250 claw is such a beautiful tribute to Iran's glorious victory over America