KT🇺🇦

Used to be an Archaeologist. Now I know more about Minecraft than Roman civilisation. Ninja-level introvert. Now+again, I paint things.
@tilskatoff.bsky.social

[KT🇺🇦 @Tilskatoff]

In case anyone wants to find me in the other place after I leave Elon's crumbling kingdom of Trumpian wank, this is my handle.

[KT🇺🇦 @Tilskatoff]

@DefeatAutism4gd You are disgusting and an utter disgrace. Take your vile opinions about autism and shove them sideways up your arse. You probably wouldn't be even using the Internet if it weren't for autistic people (far fucking cleverer then you'll ever be) inventing the technology behind it.

[KT🇺🇦 @Tilskatoff]

@a_toots Nice that she got the turkey to match the exact colour and texture of Trump's face. Great attention to detail 10/10.

[Moog @a_toots]

Every word of this is absolute 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[KT🇺🇦 @Tilskatoff]

@danlwarren Brilliant, I may well give it a whirl then. Thanks so much for letting me know it worked for you. Much appreciated 👍🏻

[KT🇺🇦 @Tilskatoff]

Has anyone successfully used the BlueArk app to import their tweet archive over to Blue Sky?

I'm thinking it's time to make the move to BlueSky in full and ditch Twitter but don't want to lose 15yrs of brain farts.

[KT🇺🇦 @Tilskatoff]

@a_toots I had the exact same thought this morning. The stark difference between an intelligent, gracious adult and an entitled half-wit with the mental capacity of a sugar-fuelled toddler.

[KT🇺🇦 @Tilskatoff]

Didn't realise it was already 11am when the school bell went off to indicate the start of the silence. I thought it was yet another fire alarm so stroppily threw myself back in my chair and said "oh for fucks sake!"

Completed my silence with respect+a big dollop of mortification

[KT🇺🇦 @Tilskatoff]

@HolyCrayons Congratulations!! 🎉 So lovely to hear you're both safe and doing well after what sounds like a pretty hairy delivery. Well done to you for growing and birthing another beautiful little boy. Hope you can get some rest xxx

[Moog @a_toots]

Diagnosed your friend, eh?

[KT🇺🇦 @Tilskatoff]

Was just about to compliment a colleague the beautiful scarf she's wearing but mercifully stopped short when I realised it's the scarf I bought her for her birthday.

[KT🇺🇦 @Tilskatoff]

Didn't realise the baby from 'Meet the Fockers' was in our local community Facebook group

[KT🇺🇦 @Tilskatoff]

Nigel Farage, coming to you live from Donald Trump's arsehole.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

What would you like to see Trump do on his first day in office?

[KT🇺🇦 @Tilskatoff]

@a_toots Plus, you look at the rallies and half of Trump's venues were empty with people leaving his dementia-ridden ramblings early whilst Kamala's were chock full. They were visual, real world representations of support collapsing for Trump.....and yet ...here we fucking are 🤦🏻‍♀️

[KT🇺🇦 @Tilskatoff]

@caoimhinof Unfortunately not, I'm watching it with my politics-mad 16yr old who wants to stay up through the night so I'm sipping a G&T slowly and trying to watch my knee-jerk language every time the tangerine bollock is projected to win a state.

[KT🇺🇦 @Tilskatoff]

If you want to get pissed, just watch the election coverage and neck a shot every time you find yourself saying "what the fuck is wrong with these people?".

[KT🇺🇦 @Tilskatoff]

@caoimhinof It also says I'm naturally athletic and have no freckles. Two things which couldn't be more polar opposite to the truth.

I'm either a huge disappointment to my DNA or science is wrong .

[KT🇺🇦 @Tilskatoff]

The exact moment I lost all faith in the science of DNA.