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Emporer of ennui, master of the mundane, admiral of alliteration, sultan of simile, we'll never see his like again.

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@fesshole How does it feel?

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@Alarsenalnews_

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@NathanPanter_52

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@Only1tommo 1968.

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@ExtremeFootbal4 Penalty for Liverpool.

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@fesshole My hat fell off and I couldn’t sit down for a fortnight.

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@susie_dent And of course B&Q has a wide selection of dildo rails.

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@susie_dent I look forward to the Edinburgh Mahogany each year.

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@RealMattLucas Greetings from Dorset.

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@otokyo Bachman Turner Underpants.

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@AdamCSharp Tikka to Ride.

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@AdamCSharp Paperback Raita.

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@Ustella5620 Hi

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@almurray If Call My Bluff was remade today it would be called Pull My Finger: that’s how low we’ve sunk.

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@1968Tv Marvellous stuff.

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@prodnose The Call My Bluff 2025 reboot: Pull My Finger.

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@GlamSlam72 Julius Squeezer?

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@_ArsenalMuse ESR.

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@anon_opin The time between Christmas and New Year is known as the merrineum.

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@Joanna__Hardy Not the best line I've heard about a ceiling, but it's up there...