The whole 82-0 phenomenon reinforces that whole bit about how the only thing a bunch of dudes need in order to have a good time is to sit around announcing the names of a bunch of old athletes.
Rams first round picks since 2016:
2016: Jared Goff. Eventually traded in Matthew Stafford deal
2017: None
2018: None
2019: None
2020: None
2021: None
2022: None
2023: None
2024: Jared Verse. Eventually traded in Myles Garrett deal
2025: None
2026: Ty Simpson
It’s still Twitter.
It’s still the Kennedy Center.
It’s still the Department of Defense.
It’s still the Gulf of Mexico.
And Donald Trump is still a rapist.