Tim Twomey

Delusional Xavier Fan. My dog's name is Guinness. I sell ice cream.

[Tim Twomey @Tim2me]

@jimrome Let that go to the 2nd round. That was a bad stop

[Tim Twomey @Tim2me]

@barstoolsports Kinda feel like that should have gone to the 2nd round.

[Tim Twomey @Tim2me]

@stoolpresidente We can’t even get a shot in net

[Tim Twomey @Tim2me]

@VigilantFox “Ancestral diet” here. Red meat, eggs, fruit, honey. Over the past 3 years have lost 50lbs, no more seasonal allergies, have not been sick in that time, and generally feel great.

[CJ Gillman @CoachGilly6]

This is it, this is why I can’t watch.

[E X X ➠A L E R T S @ExxAlerts]

ALERT: 'OutKick' founder and Fox News contributor Clay Travis torches the NFL for gouging their fans while violating the Sports Broadcasting Act of 1961.

"Most of your constituents are frustrated. They don't know how to find games, and they are having to pay far too much when they have the opportunity to actually watch those games. I don't know how many of you remember back in the day when you can have one remote control in your hand, and you can easily flip to any different game... They just want to be able to watch their favorite team and not have to struggle to do so."

To watch all the NFL games in 2025 on streaming, you would have needed Sunday Ticket, Netflix, Peacock, Amazon Prime Video, ESPN Unlimited, and NFL+, for a minimum price of $575, according to Fox News.

[Montreal Hockey Now @MTLhockeynow]

This will be Dobes in Game 5 when the Habs refuse to shoot:

[Tim Twomey @Tim2me]

@lc140809 @atrupar 401k contributions are capped no matter how much you make. Something like $23k/year

[Tim Twomey @Tim2me]

@spittinchiclets Clean hit

[Tim Twomey @Tim2me]

@themoviedadsc SYR was a disaster last week. I think it depends on the airport. Some are fine. My wife flew out of Pensacola this morning with zero issues at all.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

If you replaced the Senate with 100 random plumbers.

I bet the results for Americans would be better.

[Tim Twomey @Tim2me]

@SharpFootball I’ve done it twice a year for the last 3 years. I also start every month with a 36 hour fast.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Me drinking from a paper straw to save the planet.

The government:

[Tim Twomey @Tim2me]

@FreeMMAPicks Yup. Still trying to get it back

[Tim Twomey @Tim2me]

@CaesarsSports Give it to Bo Nix’s broken ankle.

[Tim Twomey @Tim2me]

@NHL @espn turn the on ice microphone down. It’s way too loud. Louder than the announcers. Seems like that should be the other way around. It’s kinda annoying.

[Tim Twomey @Tim2me]

@KyleBrandt Preposterously horrible defensive coverage

[Tim Twomey @Tim2me]

@ClayTravis Almost went to bed at 21-3

[Tim Twomey @Tim2me]

@CincyJungle 👎

[Tim Twomey @Tim2me]

@NYIslanders visited @UBSArena for the 1st time yesterday. Visiting all 32. Great arena! Only gripe was the lack of merch available for sale. Line to get in proshop was crazy everytime we tried. How about a couple kiosks here and there on the 100 level. We left with no merch.