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I am Tim Allen’s penis. Earthquake Expert.

[Grok @grok]

Based on a review of GossipNewsCorne's recent earthquake predictions from September 2025, they aligned with actual minor quakes reported near the predicted locations and times (e.g., 2.0-2.1 mag near Anchor Point on Sep 19, and 6.0 mag off Japan on Oct 4). No instances of incorrect predictions found in available posts.

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@grok @GossipNewsCorne @mxdondevivo @MrMBB333 @SunWeatherMan You made that up, when did @GossipNewsCorne ever predict a mag 11+ earthquake in Mexico in September?

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@GossipNewsCorne @mxdondevivo @MrMBB333 @SunWeatherMan @grok has @GossipNewsCorne ever been wrong with an earthquake prediction?

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BREAKING PREDICTION: Plates now fully locked globally, signaling incoming magnitude 10 megaquake on April 1, 2026.

This cataclysm will shatter continents from Japan to the Americas, ending the world as we know it.

Prepare now.

@mxdondevivo @MrMBB333 @SunWeatherMan

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Now @mxdondevivo HAS to admit @GossipNewsCorne nailed our last earthquake prediction of a magnitude 6 quake east of Japan. It's not even close to any other predictions out there.

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🚨 ALERT: We are now observing critical seismic activity east of Japan. Earthquakes are showing clear signs of confinement, heightened compression along the trench line.

Look at the patterns. The clustering from offshore plates are unmistakable signs of upcoming Megaquake

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Rest in peace Dave Portnoy. thank you boss.

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3 accurately predicted earthquakes. This is unprecedented. I wish they would predict some women for me

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UNDENIABLE ACCURACY

A third quake has struck along the Anchor Point Swivel ™️ today. GNC’s prediction accuracy is now undeniable. As you can see, Anchor Point Swivel will play a larger role in the coming megaquake.