Tim Clarke Jr🇮🇪🇺🇲🖖

Marylander. @StarTrek fan. (My tweets are my own.)

[Tim Clarke Jr🇮🇪🇺🇲🖖 @TimClarkeJr]

.@LoveOfSpock Adam Nimoy and me taking in restored Enterprise model at .@airandspace #airandspace40 #airandspace.

[Navy Yard Nats @NavyYardNats]

𝗥𝗲𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁 & 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 to 𝗪𝗜𝗡 2 FREE tickets to 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗗𝗮𝘆 at Nats Park!

2 winners 𝗪𝗜𝗡 2 tickets each. Winners picked this Friday, 3/27 5pm.

Get in on our 2026 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗗𝗮𝘆 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆!

[Tim Clarke Jr🇮🇪🇺🇲🖖 @TimClarkeJr]

Sell. Me. This. Poster.

[Star Trek on Paramount+ @StarTrekOnPPlus]

Fasten your seat belts! #StarTrekLowerDecks is coming to #NYCC at maximum warp, and you won't want to miss it...

[Tim Clarke Jr🇮🇪🇺🇲🖖 @TimClarkeJr]

@TheCinesthetic

[NWS Tsunami Alerts @NWS_NTWC]

Tsunami Info Stmt: M5.1 020mi SW El Centro, California 2343PST Nov 30: Tsunami NOT expected

[NWS Tsunami Alerts @NWS_NTWC]

📣This Wednesday, a nationwide *TEST* will be sent across cell phones, wireless devices, radio, and TV.

ET: 2:20pm
CT: 1:20 pm
PT: 11:20 am
AK: 10:20 am

This is the time to check your devices to ensure critical emergency info gets through.

This test occurs every 3 years.

[Tim Clarke Jr🇮🇪🇺🇲🖖 @TimClarkeJr]

Safe home, Brooks. And thanks.

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

A Statement from the Robinson Family and the Orioles:

“We are deeply saddened to share the news of the passing of Brooks Robinson. An integral part of our Orioles Family since 1955, he will continue to leave a lasting impact on our club, our community, and the sport of baseball.”

[Tim Clarke Jr🇮🇪🇺🇲🖖 @TimClarkeJr]

@jboek X's server room after You Know Who took over and all his engineers spilt...

[Tim Clarke Jr🇮🇪🇺🇲🖖 @TimClarkeJr]

Not me here searching USAJOBS for volcano jobs...

[USGS Volcanoes🌋 @USGSVolcanoes]

Wearing protective equipment, an #HVO #geologist collects a sample of fresh #lava from the new eruption within #Kilauea's summit caldera. Scientists will analyze the sample to learn more about magma storage and transport. #Eruption #livecam: https://t.co/83nPG1xTar

[Tim Clarke Jr🇮🇪🇺🇲🖖 @TimClarkeJr]

That'll ruin your evening. #GoOs #Orioles

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

The duality of man.

[PlainLanguage.gov @govplainlang]

Top 10 Principles for #PlainLanguage from the @USNatArchives. What’s no. 1? Write for your reader, not yourself. https://t.co/mi51bTwPYw. After these tips, check out some #history.

[Tim Clarke Jr🇮🇪🇺🇲🖖 @TimClarkeJr]

Sitting at the pool making the mistake of checking Twitter and trying to remember my LinkedIn password...

[Tim Clarke Jr🇮🇪🇺🇲🖖 @TimClarkeJr]

#SuccessionHBO

[Sarah Clarke @invictus_maneo7]

They don’t know the Succession finale airs in 44 minutes

[Tim Clarke Jr🇮🇪🇺🇲🖖 @TimClarkeJr]

Jeff Goldblum, call your office.

[Kylie Atwood @kylieatwood]

NSC's Kirby says that Pres Biden today directed an interagency team to study the broader policy implications for detection, analysis, and disposition of unidentified aerial objects that pose either safety or security risks.

[Tim Clarke Jr🇮🇪🇺🇲🖖 @TimClarkeJr]

[narrator] Moments later, aliens appeared in the sky, because of course they have perfect dramatic timing as well as an unlimited supply of balloons.

[Kylie Atwood @kylieatwood]

"I don't think the American people need to worry about aliens, with respect to these craft, period," says NSC's John Kirby.

[Tim Clarke Jr🇮🇪🇺🇲🖖 @TimClarkeJr]

Safe home, Mr. Lerner. Thanks for all you did for our city. #Nationals

[Barry Svrluga @barrysvrluga]

Ted Lerner, the D.C. real estate magnate who purchased his hometown baseball team from MLB in 2006 and oversaw a World Series title in 2019, has died, a Nationals spokesperson confirmed. He was 97.

[Tim Clarke Jr🇮🇪🇺🇲🖖 @TimClarkeJr]

@OldTownCourtney The questions that hiring panel must ask!?!

[Tim Clarke Jr🇮🇪🇺🇲🖖 @TimClarkeJr]

@OldTownCourtney

[Tim Clarke Jr🇮🇪🇺🇲🖖 @TimClarkeJr]

Folks. It's been almost three years. You can't still have trouble "getting off mute" during teleconferences. Figure it out.

[Tim Clarke Jr🇮🇪🇺🇲🖖 @TimClarkeJr]

It's 2022, right? So how can anyone still using listservs think you can get off a listserv by just replying all to the **entire** listserv, with the plaintive plea, "me, too, please unsubscribe," or something to that effect. Hundreds of emails later...

[Tim Clarke Jr🇮🇪🇺🇲🖖 @TimClarkeJr]

A front porch on which to watch the climate crisis consume your house.