Tim "Mr. Cock" Cook (Parody) (checkmark)

CEO of Apple and a billionaire (This account is not associated with Apple). Debunking Apple Haters. MacBook/iPad/iPhone/Apple Watch Supremacy.

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“Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we've done something wonderful, that's what matters to me.”

-Steve Jobs

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@SomeKirbyFan I’m glad I went to the backrooms move and not this.

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@immasiddx I was surprised that it wasn’t a Thinkpad

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@MaazMz Porn

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@Cudoi @msnofficial_on Hardware restrictions like TPM, supported CPU, etc

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@sysadafterdark

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My hotel room has a Cuck Command Center

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@BackroomsMov I wonder if these tape locations are official or fan made

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@OutofGalaxyy I have the T470 as well. Runs fine with Linux Mint. Besides, Windows is known to rape old hardware.

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@QSixseven PR gotta get with the times

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@x1440777 I wonder why people hated him in the 2010s besides him making bubblegum music.

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I watched the Backrooms movie. It’s pretty good

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@SamuBornAgain This show was shit from the start

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@jmwilt21 The same thing can be said for regular cameras as well. Even without or with the studio equipment. The iPhone’s still processing everything even to its sensors. So there’s some truth to this but it isn’t a lie.

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If you understand how filmmaking works. This isn’t a surprise.

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that’s a $265,000 lens btw

but yeah “shot on iPhone”

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@jmwilt21 I kinda do see the point of it. Many indie studios can use their phones as a cost saving measure. So advertising it as a “use your phone instead of buying a camera” can benefit for indie film makers, small YouTubers/vloggers, or regular users who are thinking of a camera.

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@blurayangel They should do this as a prank

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@RyDawg42 Basically an iPhone 17e with rounded corners

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@H0LYRAT This type of advertising is nice actually. Gotta love cannon advertising.

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Elon is playing puppets with his companies