Tim Cooper

Eeeh, when I were a lad, there were none of this power meter race radio rubbish

[Tim Cooper @TimCooperman]

@gecffmn You've obviously never been for a night out in Chesterfield before

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@pinitreply Worst acting since they cancelled Eldorado

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@LBleuBlancRouge You've made yourself look a right fanny here

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@Wall_E_97 When you're breathing through your arse on a climb and on the limit, sometimes you don't feel all nicey nicey

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@UtdMaI Next, the Offside Rule, what's that all about?

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@TopStriker @Cobratate Yes, to get immunised against the Zika Virus

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@TatesPlatform Or he's too thick to understand how sweat works

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@QuintoQuartoUK @Virna25marzo @boni_castellane Siri, show me stuff that never happened

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@Neo__Hq @Cobratate That busker is ruining his date night

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@primetateHQ @Cobratate And a couple of spoonfuls of jizz

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

On behalf of their client, Zara Sultana, Bindmans Media and Information Law Practise Group requires that I publish the following statement on X, and that such statement must be clearly visible and pinned to my
profile for a continuous period of no less than 24 hours:

“On 30 March 2026, I published a post on my X account addressed to Zarah Sultana in which I stated that she encourages and incites violence and is friends with terrorists.

Those statements are false. I was wrong and offer my sincere apologies to Ms Sultana for the harm and distress caused to her.”

It is my very great pleasure to do this, and I reiterate my sincere and repeated offer to meet with Miss Zara Sultana in person to resolve our differences.

[Tim Cooper @TimCooperman]

@TheProleStar Yes, Corbyn was well known for his success at elections as leader.

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@rabih09288614 @TaraBull No tipping in Italy, unless the lesser spotted American Tourist is in town. Brilliant food, reasonable price, living wages paid, everyone is happy

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@jemmm85517813 They give Doctorates out like confetti these days

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@TomiwaOlay81349 More like a documentary than a film

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@JCrayon69 @lynns_xx Fast forward to 1h:40 mins on youtube. You're welcome https://t.co/00RNqlC388

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@moviecentralx @ocho_onia Still struggle to understand how it lost the Oscar to The Shape of Water.

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@TiceRichard Why should schools promote Adultery?

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@NotAvgLiberal JK Rowling would probably say the Dementias

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@chiky_handlr Change his breathing pattern to Not