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Tim: “In your estimation I look at Jeffrey & Ghislaine and I say they were in love. That was a very deep and powerful love.”

@lexfridman: “I see the same, I look at you and Ben the same way”

Tim: “Absolutely, 100%”

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“Climate change is homeless people fuckin around” -@TimD_Quotes

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“When they start looking like little puppies it gets a little creepy”

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“Roe v Wade have you heard of this? Women are killing babies”

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“Can we just focus on a lovely little capitalist child, making lemonade, in the hopes of one day he will dethrone @DoleTweets, and he can have the CIA go down to LatinAmerica, prop up g, so that his company can function properly”

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Can you think of a more American holiday than the 4th of July?

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@SuzyKhimm @jonschuppe Well we all saw the fence on national tv this week, congratulations on telling us that 4 foot thing didn’t work

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@davidwade So America just sent ~4 years of protecting our children to #Ukraine

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Monkey Pox is my middle name!

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“If we get a chocolate fountain for these MANATEES, I’ll quit comedy. I’ll make enough money where I will never have to work again…

(The guests are like) A @chevrolet Suburban that’s tight… rides like a @Toyota Prius, skin to skin”

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In all my feels finding out the @RamsNFL aren’t only adding the #Ukraine🇺🇦 flag to their jersey in 2022, but allowing President Volodymyr Zelenskyy to announce their pick in the #NFLDraft tonight! 🙏🏈

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So great that the @packers are letting @ThisIsKyleR Rittenhouse announce their 1st round pick tonight!

#Unity #NFLDraft

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“Her fat friends are gonna want some freshman at @UTAustin to fuckin pork them or something, which I completely relate to”

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“I’ve got like 40 images on my phone and 15 of them are of scones”

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@EricTopol @NEJM The vaccine isn’t a vaccine. Period.

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New episode out today.

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@MaryMargOlohan None of this would be happening if Epstein was still alive!

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@benshapiro I didn’t know something that cost $44B was considered free?

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@TomiLahren @Twitter It’s not free, Elon had to buy it

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Tim: “Many people are ill. What do you think the percent in the country is? 30-40%? It’s high.”

@JessicaKirson: “98 and a half percent”

@benaveryisgood: “😂😂😂”

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