Tim Frobisher

Saving the government the trouble of investigating me by posting all of my shit right out in the open. Privacy is dead. Embracing TMI.

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@iqrafatma1278 The ashtrays are missing

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@aroog1278 There is no lit cigarette in the ash tray or in the man's hand or mouth.

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@ILoveToTalkFilm He should have been Prince Luke Organa

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@Victor_Gameboy Fair question. Every sane person knows humans are a breakfast food.

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@NgocThach74 I could have used a little more cowbell

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@ComRicheyweb @CoveredGeekly Wrong. It's a dinner cereal.

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@JosephAFetz @Babygravy9 She's just wearing a Padmé bra!

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@elealos @Elonsbride And if it erupted anyways, it would be like a champagne supernova in the sky.

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@Trevor_Van17 @tulipsniper @Darkdarling00 Wow. I did not know that. Makes my silly joke a little less silly.

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@tulipsniper @Darkdarling00 Ohio starts with a CAPITAL O and ends with a lower case o. 😁

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@klara_sjo I give this post more stars than there are hydrogen atoms in a single water molecule and stars in the entire solar system!

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@RealEmirHan "Who knew that was even a thing?” would have been a much better title for the movie.

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@WSJ Are any of these parents giving away cars looking to adopt?

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@TheOnion Pics or it didn't happen

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@GailSimone Speaking of "ignored," I see that you conveniently left out the part of those studies that showed almost 88% of the people who followed your advice fell into quicksand before even reaching the comics store.

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@curiosityonx Springfield

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@officialDannyT Machete would win, but not really because Jason always comes back!

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@GailSimone Deus Ex Machina is a cybernetic sex doll I used to date.

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@GeorgeTakei Hi, bee barf, I'm home!

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@gggirl924 I loved it, but I am still bitter about it. This was the first show I watched that got cancelled on a cliffhanger. To me, Jessica is still facing a firing squad in the jungles of South America. It haunts me, honestly.