Timothy

I speak the language of leverage, cashflow and African businesses fluently.

Also cars. I like cars.

[email protected]

[Timothy @TimGathima]

I can't wait for all these types of corruption to end for good.

[Timothy @TimGathima]

@KenyaPower_Care is running a scam where they disconnect your meter even when you have paid and force you to pay for reconnection. Despite showing evidence of payment, the guy disconnected and disappeared. Now I have to wait for them to decide when they will reconnect.

[Timothy @TimGathima]

Mark Morrison walked so that Akon could run.

[Cpt. Kibet @CaptKigen]

THIS FOR MEN !!!!

Stop hitting on waitresses when you go out.

Stop trying to fuck your insurance agent before buying that the policy from her. Infact just buy the policy and let her go.

Stop asking female ushers for their phone number while they're working.

Stop harrasing female online vendors.
Airline hostesses are not there for hook up.

These women are just trying to earn a living.
If they wanted to sleep with men for money they wouldn't have bothered getting a job in the first place.

The worst part is they can't even be rude to you for your inappropriate behaviour because it could get them fired. Just don't lure them to your bed. Be Good.

Stop letting the devil use you.

#WednesdayWisdom

[Timothy @TimGathima]

This world Cup is extremely disgraceful. How we can sit here and watch two sets of rules favouring Argentina.

This kind of corruption makes Kenyan corruption look pedestrian.

[Timothy @TimGathima]

@FIFAWorldCup karma comes real quick. Give each 50/50 challenge to favour #Argentina and make a dodgy call, but the mighty #pharaohs come correct.

[Timothy @TimGathima]

Even with rigging Messi and Co are going home!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Timothy @TimGathima]

@KenyaPower_Care power outage on one line. Reference number 15426441. Other houses in the compound have power, some don't.

[Timothy @TimGathima]

@mwaithak4 @brokensuit44 When in standstill or very slow traffic, you should see the back wheels of the car ahead, when at highway speeds, keep a gap of 4 seconds between you and the car ahead. You'll avoid being rear ended, rear ending the car ahead and you'll overtake much much easier

[Timothy @TimGathima]

@robert_muriithi @Samweigo @kijanayamwingii He didn't even change the iPhone to a 17 and maybe even change the make and model of the car. Kazi yake ni copy and paste.

[Timothy @TimGathima]

Finally @arsenal playing some good football. Why did it have to take a penalty and tough refereeing when they could have put the game to bed a long time ago?

[Timothy @TimGathima]

@shobanes To be fair, they had been warned for time wasting and personally how they are playing is pissing me off. They can do better but are choosing to be mediocre. Esp in the midfield.

[Timothy @TimGathima]

Now maybe @Arsenal can start playing real football because that first half was terrible.

We can't score at 6 minutes then fail to string 2 passes together and hope that referee decisions will go for us...

Terrible midfield at the moment.

[Timothy @TimGathima]

Drclan rice is completely asleep in this game

[Timothy @TimGathima]

@Tershmmoja @fndaga Cockrey Major you mean...

[Timothy @TimGathima]

@nestabiddu @Branicemercy It's sooooo effective, they normally soften their approach immediately

[Timothy @TimGathima]

@chambeshi101 @vanillababiana My Zambian brother, heal. Your tweets are all about South African football. I haven't seen a single Zambian team. We celebrate football. Let people find happiness in simple things without it being a colonial agenda. The world celebrates Kenyan marathoners -should they now stop?

[Timothy @TimGathima]

@waithera_jk @Izo_mints We were all wondering why he was buying another car for him mom, wewe busy waiting for another dramatic story of missing logbooks and I'm waiting for a deal so lend me 500k jaba tales

[Timothy @TimGathima]

@RamzZy_ The tears of ManU fans crying PGMOL while supporting a city side that has 115 charges is the best best reward ever.