Tim Gilkes

Expect bad jokes and so much beer it becomes boring

[Tim Gilkes @TimGilkes]

@Audrey27716 @fesshole Surely you mean 'apiss'?

[Tim Gilkes @TimGilkes]

@oldmudgie It is easy but time consuming. You have to ring up, then be put on hold for an age, then they keep you talking to try and convince you to stay. You'll have to say you want leave at least half a dozen times

[katie kadue @kukukadoo]

tom cruise to every director he’s worked with:

[Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic]

Kevin Spacey currently limping away from court before breaking into a stride.

[Tim Gilkes @TimGilkes]

@jeffreyjohnbell Partially due to working for them for a spell, but I'm a big fan of Hook Norton. Unfortunately, it's only really Old that is seen outside of the local area.

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

Who's the floor lamp that costs £27?

[BlackenedSunBrewing @BlackenedSunBC]

On Saturday 1/10 we are celebrating our 5th birthday.

We have Aeon 10% Imperial Stout (aged for 2 yrs)

Our Mixed Fermentation Project 2 sour 6.1%(aged for 4 yrs) with an optional blackberry ripple syrup shot.

New release Clandestine 9% Imperial Chocolate & Honeycomb Milk Stout

[Sodajerker @sodajerker]

Any truth to these reports that Fleetwood Mac are to reissue their most successful album with all of John McVie’s parts removed, or are they just baseless rumours?

[GrumpySkeletor @GrumpySkeletor]

Even I’d resign at this stage, and I’m a right evil slag.

[Philipp Kostelecky (@PhilComedy on IG) @CheeseCakePCK]

My favourite kid I ever taught when I was a swim teacher was this little 4-year-old Italian boy. One time he sneezed and nobody said anything so he just went “what? No bless yous for Giacomo?”

[Tim Gilkes @TimGilkes]

@OxfordCity Any idea how I call your parking team? The phone number listed lists opening hours of 8-6 today but asks me to leave a message but cuts off before allowing you to. Help!

[Tim Gilkes @TimGilkes]

@BeerNouveau Marketing wise Brewdog said the first iteration of nanny state was 'a hopped up mild' if my memory is correct.

[Alison Spring @FrugalFH]

What?

[Tim Gilkes @TimGilkes]

@MJ_F I think the font combined with colour meant it was more difficult to read from a far but then again this could just be me and it was actually just people preferred blue

[Stuart Goldsmith @ComComPod]

I know this joke so well and it still makes me cry laughing to read it here.

[Tim Gilkes @TimGilkes]

Wow. The 80s called, it wants it's homophobia back!

[Black Metal Brewery @BlackMetalBrew]

Back to brewing.

Hail Dionysus!!

After 6 months of a total mincer.

Well..

Never give up,
And never surrender.
For if you do -
You are a pure bender!!

Ugh ugh 😃

The ones who fight shall never fail.
🍺🍺🍺
Hail the Ale!!

[Naked Wines UK @NakedWines]

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[Pilot @pilotbeeruk]

Yes we’ve toyed with the idea of launching an NFT but we just can’t see the craft beer market being receptive to ten thousand barely differing iterations of the same thing.