Fake Tim Gurner

Australia needs a million billion new apartments by next Tuesday. I alone can solve this countries' attainable luxury investment property crisis. (Parody)

[Fake Tim Gurner @TimGurnerParody]

Incredibly waisted opportunity. Double the height, 10X the profet. No brainer! #Gurnernomics

https://t.co/8ZFwq75S8J

[Fake Tim Gurner @TimGurnerParody]

Moore #fakenews from @theage. AWS aksed me to susspend Gumer social accounts temporally because the sunami of supportive posts from my staff were overwelming there servers.

[Fake Tim Gurner @TimGurnerParody]

Pleese stop tagging me in this photo. Its NOT my cosmetic surgons’ “before” shot.

[Fake Tim Gurner @TimGurnerParody]

Feeling incrediblly enpathetic with @rustyrockets. I also became a public enema overnight.

[Fake Tim Gurner @TimGurnerParody]

Incredably disapointed with these comments from forehed bro @BernieSanders. Also, I am not ”just” a property developer, I am on a misssion to forge new legacies

[Anth 🌏 @anth0888]

You know its going VERY bad for Australian "property bro" Tim Gurner and his organisations' brand, when his remarks are now making international mainstream news.

Here on MSNBC (USA primetime news) to an audience of millions with Senator Bernie Sanders chastising him. #auspol

[Fake Tim Gurner @TimGurnerParody]

Not as profitible as underpayed workers but. 🤣

[Fake Tim Gurner @TimGurnerParody]

Hey @ScottMorrisonMP mate, can you give me the name of the enpathy coach Jen hooked you up with at @PwC? (Aksing for a friand).

[Fake Tim Gurner @TimGurnerParody]

This is so unfare @sallymcmanus. I ran a jym once. Stacking dumbelles is VERY VERY hard work.

[Sally McManus @sallymcmanus]

A multimillionaire property developer said this of Australian workers today. Just a reminder that Australians work some of the longest hours in the OCED & real wages are going backwards. This bloke needs to do a shift in an aged care home to understand hard work

[Fake Tim Gurner @TimGurnerParody]

This makes no economic scents. Their are very few of us billonairs but they’re are billions of workers. Tax them more. There the reason we’re rich after all. 🤯

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

It’s time billionaires paid at least a 25% minimum tax.

[Fake Tim Gurner @TimGurnerParody]

Moor #fakenews. Cheque my wikipedia entry. I am a self-maid ‘Apartment Wunderkind’. Also learn to spell. They’re are two tees in fuckwitt.

[The Shovel @TheShovel]

"People these days simply don’t have the work ethic to inherit money from their family".

Read the full story: https://t.co/k1aHcLvGwH

[Fake Tim Gurner @TimGurnerParody]

Incredably dissapointed in all my staff. They were ordered to tweep 24/7 until I was numbero uno. Firings emminant. 😡

[Fake Tim Gurner @TimGurnerParody]

@shaunmicallef 💯 and sashes for all femail interns.

[Fake Tim Gurner @TimGurnerParody]

This is demonstribly biased #fakenews. Also, I want a refund on my avacado pool toy. Also, their are two tees in fuckwitt. Whose laughing now @chaser!

[The Chaser @chaser]

Guy who says unemployment should rise weirdly doesn’t want to lose his own job
https://t.co/SoHOslEiR5

[Fake Tim Gurner @TimGurnerParody]

My Gumer workers are treeted with respect maddam vice-president. The female inturns even get free sashes.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Reminder that major CEOs have skyrocketed their own pay so much that the ratio of CEO-to-worker pay is now at some of the highest levels *ever* recorded.

[Fake Tim Gurner @TimGurnerParody]

Cumpolsury evaluations from Gumer staff confirm that my long-a-weighted first public appeerance since my forhead reduction surgery was incrediblly inspiring.

[Financial Review @FinancialReview]

Gurner Group founder Tim Gurner tells the Financial Review Property Summit workers have become "arrogant" since COVID and "We've got to kill that attitude." https://t.co/lcX3CCxGuj

[Fake Tim Gurner @TimGurnerParody]

Dropped a lazy fiddy k today on this incredibly eyecaching Bell & Ross timepeace [its the reel McKoy, not a copy watch like the Callums’ 🤭]

[Fake Tim Gurner @TimGurnerParody]

Dont believe the demonstrably false, misleeding and highly injurious rumurs. My northern beeches au pares are not patient xero. Bloc, Arcade & Liberace will be issueing decease and exist demands tomorrow mourning.

[Fake Tim Gurner @TimGurnerParody]

Quoranteening 😉 at Portsee now after huge NEY party with the Waterhouses in the Blue Mountans.

[Fake Tim Gurner @TimGurnerParody]

So much joy around our Lewy Vitton Krissmas tree this morning. Everyone recieved they’re own monogrammed Pete Evans BioCharger and our newly arrived Sweedish Oh Pairs (🙏 @PeterDutton_MP ) did an incredbily grate job of unrapping all the gifts. So blessed.

[Fake Tim Gurner @TimGurnerParody]

How wood a future billonaire book himself onto the next season off #ReputationRehab @zoenl @KirstenDrysdale? First episode of coarse. (Aksing for a friend.)