Tim Harrison

Football, Cricket, Zappa and Concrete

[Jay FitzGerald @jonnytheboy]

Someone had to...

Clifton Suspension Bridge have left X.

[Tanita Tikaram💙 @tanita_tikaram]

You support an actual rapist, don't use the sexual abuse of children & the church's long & shameful history of covering up abuse to pretend you care about values .
You really are halitosis made flesh.

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

The Sun can say what it likes about Lineker. But Lineker never ran an entirely fictitious front-page story accusing Liverpool fans of picking the pockets of corpses.

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

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[𝘿𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙠 𝙁𝙖𝙮𝙚 (oh, You are Awful) @HeyHeyDerekFaye]

It’s #MandyMonday with Mandy showing her Melons to the Rev Chislit.
Mandy has been to the vicar’s church, she chased after a man who pinched the collection plate. She finally grabbed him by the organ.
Pardon?

[Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont]

Good luck

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Supermarkets claim increased employer NI contributions will cost jobs. But not half as many as self-service checkouts did.

[David Burnham @MulletsDad]

Would it be wise to let a lunatic bigot, whose sole focus is self-aggrandisement, to play any part in discussions with a lunatic bigot whose sole focus is self-aggrandisement?

The whole world seems to be losing the plot ... or is it just the media?

[Zappa's Wisdom Trooth @s_trooth]

#Zappa KNEW what was coming.
Zappa was right!

[David @Zero_4]

George Monbiot: “I’m not going to take lessons in climate from someone from Policy Exchange which is funded by the oil industry”

David Goodhart (Policy Exchange): “It isn’t”

GM: “I can demonstrate that it is”

DG: “Anyway, that’s not what we’re here to discuss”

#PoliticsLive

[David Burnham @MulletsDad]

"What impact could Trump's return have on sport?", @BBCSport asks. That is so far down my list of concerns as to be risible.

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

@LeeAndersonMP_ He was released after 50% of his sentence, a policy introduced by the Conservative Party when you were a sitting representative of it. Note to Lee Anderson - this is on you.

[Sarfraz Manzoor @sarfrazmanzoor]

Paul Weller wrote these words in 1980 but they could have been written this week. ('Going Underground' by The Jam)

[Pie Sports Booze 🔞 PARODY @piesportsbooze]

That comment 😂

[Count Mysterioso🎗️ @MysteriosoX]

Oh god. Emergency podcasts. Thousands of 'em