Tim James MMXX

📚TOMMY BEAN AND THE CLEVER SCHEME (Kids) and FART COPS (YA). Kids' Graphic Novel & Adults' Rom-Com in progress. 🖐️Hi Publishers & Agents! Let's work together!

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I finally finished the illustration project I've been working on. I hope people like it.

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@Lawrence @TheWhitneyBrown @tedcruz Ted Cruz is not a man by any meaningful measure.

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@pixelatedboat My People, the Rebels have always liked music, because we're rebels, and it's our age old tradition. Us Rebels love a tradition. Would you like to hear a song about it?

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Remember when you still believed that originality would be rewarded? LOL, hi-jinks.

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@ChadPergram They have never appreciated the benefit of the doubt.

"I wasn't threatened, I just LOOOOOVE treason!"

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@goddammitsarah

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@thehill Death to the Oligarchy

Take that any way you need to.

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@realDonaldTrump You are mentally defective in every possible way. Your "work" will turn to dust.

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@jan_a_o @og_aljaffee Al Jaffee is good for growing brains!

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@metroville Hey, I've never seen Senator Leahy and Spider-Man in the same room before...

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@BillCorbett Billiam...

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@BoJackHorseman Then again I feel like everything is a trap.

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@BoJackHorseman I feel like this is a trap.

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@lindsaygoldwert I'd use it but it feels redundant to my horny space wasp.

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@MarshaBlackburn You are filth.

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@ticonderoga22 @ewarren Grow the fuck up.

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@UNITEDWEDREAM No such thing as a decent Republican

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@MarkAgee No, but get it? Raisins come from GRAPES. Get it?

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@KenJennings C'mon Ken... get happy

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@MattOswaltVA GWTW
Eraserhead
LOADS of horror movies that ended up being even cheaper than originally anticipated