Chihuahua Enjoyer

[scoobs @scoobsluvr]

this is also kinda tmi but when i first got him i couldnt even poop without him crying lol and the only thing that made him feel better was laying in this alligator backpack

[Chihuahua Enjoyer @TimKroeger7]

@SpeedSportLife Thanks! It was supposed to sell to New Hampshire DOT or something, but that deal fell through and we found it, hence the crazy cool color!

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

descendant of wolves

[Rhys 🇦🇺‼️ @SulloReport]

What the actual fuck have I just read

[bailey meyers @baileymeyers]

one time i showed casablanca to a friend for the first time, and when it was over, he said it was good, but it was distracting how many cliches they used. “i think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.” lines like that.

anyway this tweet reminds me of this

[Andrey X @the_andrey_x]

1) Targeting occupation soldiers on occupied land is not terrorism by any definition

2) In response, Israel is destroying homes of completely unrelated people, a war crime according to international law

[mustard @MustardFren]

This dog brought me his ball to play fetch while I was working in a crawl space

[interesting mouse type character @amerikat_]

eyeball

[つんつく @ya01jmwag]

おはよう

[えちごやとちわわ @echigoyamoke]

…なにが不服だ？

[Shelvyn Gougs @beedogvolcano]

bangin out the tunes

[Alex Horton @AlexHortonTX]

Working in the Pentagon

[John Ridge @WeaponScientist]

They broke Eisenhower’s globe because they didn’t want to wait for a team of specialist historians to move it.

I cannot think of a more apt metaphor for Pete Hegseth’s DoD.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Imagine being this small and exhausted.

[wisest man @No_Mess_Around]

@IDF Very good explanation on how an apartheid regime has to operate. So basically to harvest your own olives in your private land you need to ask for permission if you are Palestinian 😉

[Shawn @PalmerDesigns_]

To be fair he only went to his car to retrieve his hand gun to execute his 23 year old teammate JC Latham in front of the team.

[Dunder Mifflin @DunderMifflinAS]

The infamous banned Halloween cold open from The Office that you won’t find on @peacock or @netflix. Michael Scott really had no boundaries.