Not Tim Kurkjian

PARODY. Several executives have informed me that this is not actually Tim Kurkjian.

[Not Tim Kurkjian @TimKurkjianNot]

Sometimes I want to cry for all the people who died in World War I, and never got to see the live ball era

[Offspeed Podcast @OffspeedPod]

The #MLBHotStove is heating up at the #wintermeetings2018.
Check out a brand new offseason edition of Offspeed
https://t.co/S9gCyXp1XI

[Not Tim Kurkjian @TimKurkjianNot]

Obi Wandy Peralta @Reds #StarWarsPromos #StarWarsDay

[Offspeed Podcast @OffspeedPod]

Our first episode is here just in time for #openingday! https://t.co/ZaOBXnQRTF #mlb #baseball

[Not Tim Kurkjian @TimKurkjianNot]

@ChrisArcher22 And my four month hibernation ends #ThisAintAHealthySleepSchedule

[Not Tim Kurkjian @TimKurkjianNot]

Every time I watch a sacrifice fly, an Angel gets its wings

[Not Tim Kurkjian @TimKurkjianNot]

I taped over my wedding video with an Indians Twins game. Carlos Baerga homered in that game so I have no regrets.

[The Fixer, Esquire @TheFixerESQ]

@HOVG @LouciferOlsen @teambrwnapparel @HeartInCuba @PhilHecken @nlbmprez @JPosnanski @thorn_john @mellinger He made some of the best baseball photos of all time...

[Matt Sadler @Matthew_Sadler]

Trying to figure out where Adrian Gonzalez went and he's even hiding from his own search results. #Dodgers #WorldSeries2017 @mlb @Dodgers

[Not Tim Kurkjian @TimKurkjianNot]

Kershaw with 11 strike outs for the #Dodgers tonight. Verlander still dating a super model. This #WorldSeries is going to be tight.

[Not Tim Kurkjian @TimKurkjianNot]

This is the hottest #WorldSeries game since Babe Ruth lit the grandstand on fire during game 3 of the 1928 series.

[Not Tim Kurkjian @TimKurkjianNot]

Tonight, the Astros become the first franchise ever to represent both leagues in a WS. 28 teams never switched leagues, and the Brewers suck

[Not Tim Kurkjian @TimKurkjianNot]

This is the first time I've worn this tie on a Monday in October since the 1992 World Series, when Aaron Judge was just 6 months old

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Since everyone thinks we're the manager anyway, we thought we'd throw our hat in the ring.

Any suggestions before we submit our resume?

[Not Tim Kurkjian @TimKurkjianNot]

The @Yankees are undefeated in playoff games in which Judge hits a HR. Meanwhile, Twins winless when Dozier goes yard. Crazy! #Quirkjians

[Not Tim Kurkjian @TimKurkjianNot]

Last night was the first postseason game in Yankee history to feature a lead off home run, exactly 18 hits, and a slider on the 82nd pitch.

[Céspedes Family BBQ @CespedesBBQ]

This is the first MLB Postseason since 2008 without either the Cardinals or the Giants

[MLB @MLB]

This play is legen…wait for it…DARY.

[Not Tim Kurkjian @TimKurkjianNot]

This season the average @redsox @yankees game lasts twenty seven minutes longer than #Scaramucci's time in the White House.

[Not Tim Kurkjian @TimKurkjianNot]

@Kurkjian_ESPN 56 game hitting streak
73 HR season
4256 career hits
755 career homers
261 Luis Sojo's career RBI

[Not Tim Kurkjian @TimKurkjianNot]

@Kurkjian_ESPN That'd have to be #19 on the '98 Yankees, Luis Sojo.