🇨🇳 Hippo Tziumei launched a fart attack on tourists at the zoo — he fired a 15-second volley right into their faces.
The zookeeper tried to warn everyone, but he didn't have time.
NEW: Scientists have brought back dire wolves using ancient DNA, with the first born on October 1, 2024, over 10,000 years after their extinction
The genome was reconstructed by Colossal from ancient DNA found in fossils
The fossils date back 11,500 and 72,000 years
Colossal Biosciences said: "This moment marks not only a milestone for us as a company but also a leap forward for science, conservation, and humanity. From the beginning, our goal has been clear:
To revolutionize history and be the first company to use CRISPR technology successfully in the de-extinction of previously lost species.
By achieving this, we continue to push forward our broader mission on—accepting humanity’s duty to restore Earth to a healthier state."
Want the hard truth?
For 95.3% of us:
We can hit a million golf balls
play 10,000 rounds
take 1,000 lessons…
And will never have a swing as good as this 3 year old…
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Happy Friday!
Dear White people,
Not only do you not owe us a damn dime despite pleas for economically and genealogically impossible reparations, feel free to braid your hair if you want to, and let’s love one another like God and Dr King intended
One love