Tim Dunleavy

Ex-theater critic, now in dramatic recovery.

[Tom Mason @tomsmason91]

Diamonds Are Forever but it's an episode of Frasier

[Tim Dunleavy @TimReviews]

@MavrocksGirl If this is what 68 looks like, then send all the little girls home. :-)

[Maddie McComb @mccombmadeleine]

“who is gonna be speaker, who is gonna run for president”, how about WHO is gonna rebuild a culture of winning on the Philadelphia Eagles

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Omfg I just saw someone say that the only thing that didn’t turn blue in this election was the reflecting pool, and now I can’t stop laughing. 😂😂😂😂

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Lmao holy shit

[Covie @covie_93]

Can't believe Cindy Hyde-Smith lost the Black vote in Mississippi after posing with Confederate artifacts.

[Tim Dunleavy @TimReviews]

@CaraJoyDavid @epballou Well, since it was "Rope," maybe they were tied up.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Holy shit 🤣🤣

[Bri4Change2026 @Bri4Change2026]

I bet a lot of people don’t know the word “subpoena” has a “b” in it.

[Alan Spencer @MrAlanSpencer]

Can Colbert come back now?

[Mr. Make It Happen @SupportThaNawf]

We have to say “Mississippi” after each number

[James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak]

Can two unmarried Midwesterners share an apartment without driving each other crazy?

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

We may not have been there to storm the beach at Normandy, but we sure whooped some Nazi ass tonight.

[Curtis Houck @CurtisHouck]

Chris Christie UNLOADS on Vivek Ramswamy losing the Ohio governor’s race...

“You not only have to question the judgement of a man who would take a woman — an elderly woman, out of the car she was living in out of the parking lot in a church in Pennsylvania with her cats and put her in front of a video camera, and make that a TV add in the gubernatorial race. We know what Vivek Ramswamy is, and voters have judged him as such. But here is the real problem going forward. J.D. Vance stood 100 percent with Vivek Ramaswamy. Not only as a person and a candidate, but he stood behind that advertisement. And Vivek Ramaswamy will be forgotten. He is going to be sent to the dustbin of history. But J.D. Vance is going to be remembered, I think, for this campaign, for more than anything else, David, that he stood by that ad, a man who wrote a book on Catholicism, stood behind that ad. It’s a disgrace.”

[Chris Christie @GovChristie]

JD Vance will be remembered for standing  behind Vivek and his ad.

A man who wrote a book about Catholicism.

It’s a disgrace.

[Eric Stangel @EricStangel]

This is a surprise. We can now report that Boss Hogg has been unseated in Hazzard County

[Luke Epplin @LukeEpplin]

I for one am shocked that making a line about The Cheesecake Factory into a weeklong story didn't work.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

The Daily Show InDecision Desk can now project that Barack Obama has defeated the Cheesecake Factory

[bri 🌸 @bri_anax]

Philadelphia eagles

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

Someone check on Scott Jennings, or don’t