Tim - Milks Of The World

I co-host an insane milk review podcast called Milks of the World. I like movies. I like books. I like birds. I like some other stuff as well.

[Tim - Milks Of The World @TimRossComedy]

Blue Sky:

https://t.co/L9kqkAxVPs

Letterboxd:

https://t.co/hVP5t3uIuL

Goodreads:

https://t.co/RmP7d72v30

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Threads sucks but it’s better than this shit heap of a website so find me there

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Just popped by to repost a couple things I’ve posted on threads. Timrosscomedy on there. This website fuckin sucks shit. See me over there instead.

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The only fucking “self defense” measure he had to take.

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It’s funny that conservatives pretend to be all patriotic cuz if they’d been around in 1770 they’d have been like “FAFO Boston Those five deranged protestors would still be alive if they hadn’t thrown stuff at those troops. Maybe show a little more respect for King George III!”

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Things he did say: “Fucking Bitch”

Things he didn’t say: “Ouch”

“wow I was struck by a vehicle”

“That’s the second time I’ve stood in front of a car and it ran into me. gotta quit doing that”

“Wow that motorist just went motorin on me”

“Fucking Bitch hit me with her car”

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@ID1000T @samlymatters @JDVance She’s been on The Tonight Show and Late Night. She’s a writer and a comedian and a real person. Like use Google. You can make shit up all you want but it doesn’t change reality. Most of us have in fact left this fucking hellscape of a site. I only check back here now and then.

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The bootlickers are out in full force today but fucking hell it didn’t have to be this way none of it had to be this way. That situation didn’t even have to start that way. Everything is so fucked and they’re just in the trenches licking the blood soaked boots.

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As someone who has driven a car before - if a man is at my driver side window with a firearm pointed at me I’m probably looking at the man with the gun instead of the man stepping in front of my car. I don’t expect conservatives to understand being human but cmon now.

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Imagine deciding to go out on your own terms and heaving yourself towards that final end and then all of sudden a bunch of people are filming you and pouring stuff on you and pushing you back into the fucking water. Must suck to be a sad whale. Fuck. How embarrassing.

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“That woman read 120 books but they were all trashy smut that’s not even reading” - Dudes who spent 2025 reading one billion tweets and one book recommended on a red pill discord chat.

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Oh wow Grok thinks his dad would lose to Jake Paul

[Grok @grok]

@TimRossComedy Jake Paul would likely win— he's 28, a pro boxer with a 12-2 record (7 KOs), and trains full-time. Elon, at 54, has some sparring experience but no pro fights. Still, it'd be epic to watch!

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@grok Who would win in a boxing match Elon Musk or Jake Paul?

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Dan Bongino really saw them redacting everything and was like “yeah I’m goin back to my podcast good luck lmao”

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If you are on Facebook please follow Uncle Biscuit

https://t.co/jfyk4vYqYG

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Trump’s Team: OK there’s been a lot going around about you being tired and nodding off. So give em gusto. Go out there and be clear, alert and wide awake!

Trump: WHENYOUTHINKABOUT IT I AM THE GREATEST PRESHIDENT WHO WHAT HAS EVER BEENTHEPRESIDENTOFTHEUNITED SHTATES

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I’m starting to think Kash Patel got some kinda Pinocchio thing where every time he sucks shit at his job his eyes open a little bit wider

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Whether it's an obscure adjunct professor posting that Charlie Kirk did some bad things or it's the president of the United States celebrating Rob Reiner's death, there's plenty of incivility on both sides.

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Huh I saw the Princess Bride and Spinal Tap but I missed when he went to colleges to debate children and I didn’t even know he had a podcast.

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Them: we would never eat shit we would never even shovel piles of shit into our mouths.

Him: *shovels mounds of shit into his mouth*

Them: Unless of course we had earned the right to do so

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One bright spot in all this is how funny it was that the right did a victory lap of “we aren’t gonna mock the death of a beloved filmmaker like you scum” just hours before their President got online to say “Fuck that dead guy for talkin shit on me look who ended up dead about it”