Tim

MAGA is dead. Long live America First!

Gender is the most binary thing there is

Illegitimi non carborundum

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

I wonder if my dog has any idea how many of my bad days she has made better just by being there

[Ted Logan @TedLogan1010]

Finally, a candidate I can get behind!!

[DR. ETIQUETTE 🤦‍♂️ @DrEtiquette]

Don’t ever forget that they changed the definition of what a vaccine is.

[Tim @TimTheWitness]

@Dadsaysjokes Mine too. It was called the boys room.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

Our debt is above $40 trillion. We ran a deficit of nearly $2 trillion last year. We now spend more on interest than on national defense. Wanting to stop that shouldn’t make you an outlier. It should be the bare minimum.

https://t.co/sj8ftvsGpE

[Tim @TimTheWitness]

@BreannaMorello You can pull it off.

You don't want to see me doing it though.

[Tim @TimTheWitness]

@brucefenton These actors are really nothing without scripts.

[Tim @TimTheWitness]

@OwenShroyer1776 I knew this day was coming!

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

October 24, 2025. One year today. It was one of the greatest days of my life, but little did I know it would be one of the last great days.

I don’t remember anything about that day and don’t know what I did, but I do know this:

I did not know Clavicular existed

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

“I told myself, this is probably the last thing I’m ever going to do.”
Medal of honor. Now.

[Scott Baio @ScottBaio]

🧐🤔

[Tim @TimTheWitness]

@RoKhanna All of your moronic ideas of "free" stuff is why we're $40 trillion in debt *and* have huge inflation from money printing.

[Tim @TimTheWitness]

@MarioNawfal He didn't realize he was facing One Punch Man

[Tim @TimTheWitness]

@RandyGoat I'd still write in Massie

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Yet my bill, Protect Children’s Innocence Act, which makes it a felony to perform “gender affirming care” on children, only passed the House bc 3 Dem’s voted for it after 4 R’s voted NO.
But now it is sitting DOA in the Republican controlled Senate.
Republicans just want to message on the trans agenda on kids, not actually stop it.

[Evan Kilgore 🇺🇸 @EvanAKilgore]

Arrest Benjamin Netanyahu.

End Foreign Aid to Israel.

Condemn the genocide in Gaza.

Tell Israel to screw off.

It's really that simple.

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

Why are the pronoun brigade being allowed to quietly walk away from the insanity of the pronoun era.

I think they should have their pronouns tattooed on their foreheads.

So people may know, for all time, what absolute c*nts they are

[Tony Heller 🇺🇸 🇯🇵 @TonyClimate]

I fully support gridlock in Washington DC 😀

[Tim @TimTheWitness]

@OwenShroyer1776 @mericanaf7 Just look over at the defendant and say "He looks guilty to me!"