Tim Urban

I write and draw things on I tweet from @waitbutwhy.

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

WBW just hit its 100,000th email subscriber! Very thrilled about this. If you're not subscribed, give us a try: http://t.co/bIuolr4b88

[Tim Urban @timurban80]

@bencrystal Yeah Fermi will do that to you.

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

Inexplicably using Sour Patch Kids to depict huge numbers like a quadrillion and a quintillion. http://t.co/qKe3FugaA6

[Tim Urban @timurban80]

Just realized Isla Fisher and Amy Adams weren't the same person

[Tim Urban @timurban80]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF8GhC-T_Mo

[Tim Urban @timurban80]

apparently the same person, frank oz, did the voice of both miss piggy and yoda.

[Tim Urban @timurban80]

Evolution, 1. Intelligent design, 0. http://tinyurl.com/2wxcfy8

[Tim Urban @timurban80]

Rarely does something infuriate me more than trying to open a banana but it won't tear and the banana just smushes.

[Tim Urban @timurban80]

As usual, Jupiter is craving attention. http://tinyurl.com/2vnt4on

[Jake Furst 🗽 @furst]

@TimUrban80's Company Grades - One of my oldest friends Tim just posted a high-larious list of Company Grades... http://tumblr.com/x7h9sz6fj

[Tim Urban @timurban80]

I just went to the office bathroom barefoot. Then I was told that that's "gross." Is it really that gross?

[Tim Urban @timurban80]

My socks and jean cuffs are wet. It's bringing my entire existence down.

[Tim Urban @timurban80]

Olympic athletes worked feverishly every day of their lives, all so I could sit on the couch in sweatpants and half pay attention to them.

[Tim Urban @timurban80]

Salad today, bro. Just like you. RT @winstontaneous: I wonder what Tim's having for lunch at work. I think he often has a sandwich.

[Tim Urban @timurban80]

RT @winstontaneous: I nearly tipped over today trying to climb up the side of my terrarium. This is no joke. Many tortoises perish this way.