Timothy Scotti

[Benjamin Solak @BenjaminSolak]

Got the A1 Trader Joe’s parking spot. Closest possible to the door, at noon on a weekend. This is the crowning achievement of my life.

[Rob L. White (‘Cuddle’ Short Film OUT NOW!!) @therlwrites]

IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES

[.stuff @vintagestuff4]

The Spanish archaeologist Manuel Esteve posing with the Corinthian helmet that he had found
1938

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

"Brian Thomas Jr. is going to play the Mike Evans, Chris Godwin and Jalen McMillan roles."

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Untitled, by Joan Mitchell, 1992, 📸 via @DimFilipovic

[Mikey O’ver @MikeyOver1]

Vodka Sodas at the bar tonight and frequent weather app checks

A simple ground and pound offense

[Bowtied German || 🐓 @bowtiedgerman]

The formula to revive classic Bond is simple

- Cast Cavill (obviously)
- Make it a 60s/70s period piece
- Film is 100% practical effects
- Devote silly budget to finding and casting a completely unknown but extremely hot brown haired actress from [european country]
- Allow Cavill to be a ruthless male chauvinist. Like really let him get in his Connery bag
- Source the score exclusively from Goldeneye 64

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Eli Manning has:
- 0 MVPs
- 0 All-Pros
- Only 4 Pro Bowls in 16 years
- .500 career record
- Never lead the league in any stat but INTs
- Lower career passer rating than DANIEL JONES

… and Giants fans thought he was making the HOF on 1st ballot

[Kyle from Kompany @Kompanymusic]

Imagine it’s 2011 and you’re having the worst day of your life and then skrillex drops his cinema remix

[Mike Kadlick @mikekadlick]

“Hey Ja’Marr tell Tee about me.”

[Marbukh @TheMarbukh]

Dallas area orthopedic surgeons finding out the Mavs are starting AD, Kyrie, and Klay next season.

[Timothy Scotti @TimYachti]

@theStevenRuiz Anywhere within the 20 and cam is scoring

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

AriZona Iced Tea is still 99 cents

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

Rodney Mullen revolutionizing freestyle skateboarding in Japan, 1984.

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

It’s weird seeing baggy cargo pants everywhere because they’re not being used for their primary purpose: concealing a Discman containing the album Hybrid Theory by Linkin Park.

[Joe Murray @JoeyMurr]

My favorite pizza is Detroit style from Volo in Swampscott. Tony the owner is 73 years old and makes every pizza by hand and with love. You should call them right now!

[Pro Football Hall of Fame Ambassador @PFHOFAmbassador]

Congratulations to Kayshon Boutte, @Patriots WR, on his first career 100+ yard receiving game in Week 18. Boutte finished with, a career high, 7 receptions on 7 targets for 117 yards and 1 TD. #Patriots #NewEnglandPatriots #NFL

[Timothy Scotti @TimYachti]

@thedoomhippo @r0ckstarshane @Springfield_Inc Yes.

[julia @juumelo_]

but babe that’s my emotional support lord of the rings extended edition

[ZeeBee @BellinoZee]

Kayshon Boutte's year 2:
📍589 YDS
📍3TDs
📍13 explosive plays
Jakobi Meyers hit 729 but scored no TDs and was mostly a slot.

Kay scored his 3rd td on a slant turned free-for-all from Joe Milton.