Tim Cookey

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@CHOPPERalcock @WestminsterWAG @ZackPolanski Ah, but have you considered that these ones are probably Jewish?

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@edwardmccormac2 @LizWebsterSBF He's a self-described sexist and plumber.

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@JaneMoxon381219 @LizWebsterSBF You mean like this guy?

https://t.co/unzIuzJWRa

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@DrAswinSolomon @interesting_aIl AI truly is wonderful – it can even pretend to be an Indian oncologist on social media!

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@unclehfan88 @RobbieScowlz @Steve_Laws_ Ethiopia has a larger proportion of Christians than the UK does, and close to zero Sikhs. Read a fucking book or something.

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@MrProcter @fesshole Well I bet none of them are going off-roading...

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@SpartanArmchair @itsSamantha32 @OxfordUnion @artisanrocky You're out here calling for the murder of millions of people, yet upset about someone making light of one old woman dying?

https://t.co/J4JkTXN06v

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@HenMazzig The hostages may still be alive, but they are broken and dead inside. Turn gaza into a open air carpark and let them rest

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@Poooo000oooP @PS2thehouse @branan_edgens @theistinthought Ah yes, commuting to work in your car is famously "the ultimate freedom" 🥴

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@Dragonuki7 @interesting_aIl That's true, Parkinson's isn't caused by the golf course itself. It's caused by the Paraquat they spray in the golf course.

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@Jacodc40 @Outhalf @leinsterrugby Exactly! It's not the coaches' fault all the players they selected are old and past it. It's the players' fault. Why have they allowed themselves to get so old?

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@UnsourcedNews @NYCMayor Well about two thirds of people in the city rent, and about a quarter are regular cyclists. I'm sure there's some overlap, but it sounds like a solid base!

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@hylansdank @JrdnMcFarland @CryptoMikli Well neither did Bartlett!

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@verminn19 @BBCScotlandNews There's nothing intrinsically non-racist Scottish independence. It's a constitutional question, not one of values. If you're not a British Nationalist, then why not support an independent fascist Scottish state?

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@DMartyr @RyanRozbiani In this case, Occam's razor would say that the simplest answer to "why can I clearly see that this man is wearing a latex mask of his own head?" is that the man in question is wearing a latex mask of his own head.

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@JohnJohndel2 @gcosg123 @FinMorrison It was hotter in Toulouse today, and saying that rugby shouldn't be played in the south of France in May is... a take.

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@FDCLDN @BBCScotlandNews Well yeah, because most people are wankers. Certainly most people driving cars and vans.

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@airman614 @Adespoto3 @BBCScotlandNews "If you'd mildly inconvenienced *me* while I was breaking the law, I'd have killed you"

Yes, just some safety advice!

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@BigMonJohn @BBCScotlandNews Literally psychopathic behaviour