Tim

Winner of 'Ultimate Explorer 2012' - Just an average guy, ask my agent; PA or make-up-artist. IB Chemistry teacher too

[Tim @Tim_JohansenUAE]

@grape.vine.events

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Enjoying #quiz night @yarnberb.ent # Baskerville Tavern #Perth

[Tim @Tim_JohansenUAE]

Winter in Perth’s Swan Valley: creeks come to life, paddocks turn green, and horses graze under misty skies. Quiet, cold, and beautiful. #SwanValley #PerthWinter #WinterCreeks #HorsesOfInstagram

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@FixingEducation I keep reading that jobs will be gone in years to come due to AI 🤷‍♂️

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Ultimate Explorer UAE 2012: climbing dunes, riding camels, unstoppable.
Me now: back hurts from sleeping wrong.
The real ultimate adventure? Standing up without making a sound. 😣

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What is going on @Transperth #trains
What rhymes with trains that you’re having plenty of…. #delays
But no compensation or reduced fares - still same prices for what?
#Perth #ThisisWA #FreeOnDelays !!!

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I wonder why Antonio is messaging me? He’s not even using his official email address. It must be really important… 🙄🥴

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For the #thinkers & #engineers
The problem is the water can’t flow through the winter creek quick enough, so floods the surrounding area. What’s the #solution ?

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What is there to do in #Newcastle #NSW

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Talk about triple bad #luck 🍀
Flat tyre on the car - get the replacement, which is also flat 🫣
And it’s raining ☔️ 🫣🫣🫣

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I had to take my pants down in the middle of one of the paddocks……………………………………………………

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To pull…………………………………………………

…4 bull ants off me 🐜

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Can’t say I’m upset that #conservatives #Rishi_Sunak are out 👋🏻 I think they’ve made theirs mates richer & the rest of us poorer 🥸
I hope any of their payouts are #means-tested, like everyone else 🤔💰💰💰💰💰

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When did #FaceBook become just an #advertisementplatform? I signed up years ago to keep in touch with friends around the world and see what they’re up to, not to flick through #endless promotional ads 🫣

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@ReturnOfKappy The magic of #media 😬 - not always as you think it looks 🫣

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@STEMyBanda They need to up their game and start to compete with the International teaching opportunities- free apartment, medical, often tax-free salary & at least one free flight ✈️ 🏖️

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@Rendel_Harris @PHoare1963 Must be big curbs in Chelsea 😂

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@MattTibb Can’t get the good #Devonshire #Cornish #clottedcream here 😬

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Are you a jam before cream or cream before jam? #scones #homemade #tastesgood 😊

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@andygib Beach boys 🏖️

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What did the #pony say to the #chicken? ….
#CountryLife #ThisIsWA