The Zeroth Tim

You're probably here because I said something funny, stupid, or both. Either way, there's plenty more where that came from.| Nashville, TN

[The Zeroth Tim @Timacious_D]

"Joey, you ever seen a basketball team fight on a plane?"

[Jonathan Hardison @WBRC6Hardison]

NEW: Flight that appears to be the Auburn men's basketball team heading to Houston diverted back to Auburn this afternoon. Air Traffic Control audio we've obtained shows a pilot in that airspace telling ATC "we have a bunch of basketball players fighting"
We've reached out to Auburn University and Auburn police for confirmation or comment

[The Zeroth Tim @Timacious_D]

Mrs. Lucky Charms when she's horny

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

Chris Lindstrom Giveaway ‼️

Repost for a chance to win a signed @C_Lindstrom63 throwback helmet!

[Mercedes-Benz Stadium @MBStadium]

📣 OPEN THE ROOF

[The Zeroth Tim @Timacious_D]

Future home of The Falcon's Nest. All in accordance with The Plan.

[AF Post @AFpost]

Adolf Hitler’s historic “Eagle’s Nest” retreat in Bavaria, Germany, has been engulfed in flames.

German police have detained a suspect as authorities investigate possible arson.

No injuries have been reported, and the extent of the damage remains unclear.

Follow: @AFpost

[Patrick J. Wolf @PatWolf]

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Friday

[The Zeroth Tim @Timacious_D]

Three Day Doomsday is a bandname, not a survival plan.

[The Zeroth Tim @Timacious_D]

If you see someone failing to silence the x-rated audio coming from their phone, just know that it's probably Steve Buscemi struggling with the X app.

[The Zeroth Tim @Timacious_D]

Straight ticket redhead

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: 15% chance Anna Kelly is Trump's next Press Secretary

[The Zeroth Tim @Timacious_D]

he has a problem and worked at the problem hotline. I don't see the problem.

[Degenerate Tracker @DegenTracker_]

BREAKING: Former gambling helpline director gets 10 years for stealing $1.4M to fund his own gambling

[The Zeroth Tim @Timacious_D]

@aelfred_D In desperate need of a philosopher named Right to make that list

[The Zeroth Tim @Timacious_D]

Don't even think about it, @TuckerCarlson

[Gothamist @Gothamist]

Deer are all over New Jersey roads looking for sex, state officials warn

https://t.co/LOkxLmX2WX

[The Zeroth Tim @Timacious_D]

24/7 brothel is crazy. What are we? Amsterdam?

[Dakota The Astrowolf @DakotaAstroWolf]

Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Lakeeta’s lawyer questioned Tyreek hill about a time he got in an argument with her because she was walking around the house in lingerie & his dad was there

Lawyer:”You felt like she was being disrespectful?”

TH:”if your wife was barely wearing any clothes around your family where I’m from that’s disrespectful”

Lawyer:”my wife can wear whatever she wants in my house”

[The Zeroth Tim @Timacious_D]

🔎 dalmatians pics
🔎 dalmatians video
🔎 dalmatians movies
🔎 why Cruella need so many dalmatians

[The Zeroth Tim @Timacious_D]

Famed author of "Mi Lucha" finally getting recognition

[DatoWorld @DatosAme24]

🇵🇪#Peru - Hitler Mussolini Simeon gana la alcaldía de Queropalca,Peru.

🔴Hitler Mussolini Simeon — 34.5%
🔵Gaspar Benilde — 30.8%
🟡Itala Yovana — 28.2%

[The Zeroth Tim @Timacious_D]

@crotchner2 Numbers seem adequate at that point

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Cooper Rush on the Falcons sideline with the entire world realizing how generationally ass he must be to make this offense look unwatchable

[The Zeroth Tim @Timacious_D]

@rrhetorical https://t.co/Ts04rvDN9f