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Live music, Phish, Zeppelin, Rush, Allman Brothers, Black Crowes, Red Sox baseball....and Seinfeld. I sleep diagonal in my bed.

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Run-on sentences and culinary musings of a mad man.

https://t.co/9WMlV0voNe

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@Mikehomeseller Red Barchetta, Vital Signs, and never fall asleep on The Camera Eye

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Here we go again 🤔🧐@VinnieTortorich

https://t.co/oCQZpNLHeW

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The girl next to me is stretching before UM takes the stage. Smart.

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@Mikehomeseller Underated.

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I’ve been watching a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving for like 5 decades, and I just realized tonight that Charlie Brown’s parents apparently own like 13 toasters.

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Spotted at Rosalee’s Pizzeria. Longmont, Colorado.

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Tell your cat I said "hi".

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@tubular21 poop parfait

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This person has no idea how straws work.

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It’s August 7th, 2025, and my supervisor just used the word, Mapquest, in an e-mail.

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@joserael @vivien2112

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RIP you cheeky bastard ❤️❤️

[Nina Teicholz, PhD @bigfatsurprise]

Whatever one thinks about the future of SNAP and Medicaid, these programs are currently a chaos of incentives driving chronic disease.

SNAP subsidizes cookies, chips, candy, cereals--grains and sugars that fuel obesity and diabetes.

Through Medicaid, taxpayers pay to treat these diseases with pills and injections rather than reverse them with healthy eating

We are paying to make people sick and then paying again to keep them sick – we should be investing in health, not sickness

It's unimaginable that the govt would subsidize cigarettes or tobacco. Yet we're ok with doing this for junk food?

@SecKennedy @CalleyMeans and other #MAHA warriors are right to get soda out of SNAP 📷 Let's go after candy and other junk foods next!

The way to reduce spending on SNAP and Medicaid is to incentivize them to #MAHA. A win-win for government spending and for the health of America.

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I can press on my phone twice and Amazon will deliver a tube of toothpaste to my house in two hours, but my car yells at me when my groceries aren't buckled up.

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My French fry sommelier at Five Guy’s last night recommend a fingerling from Prince Edward Island, 2024 Late Summer Yield.

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Just went to my parent's house to clean out their gutters and my dad's ladder is the first ladder ever.

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@GenTXer2 💯

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The easiest way to fold a fitted sheet is to take it to the dry cleaner and make them do it.

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I don't give my bread to birds because birds can't make sandwiches.

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Spork.