Timmy Holland

Faust

[Timmy Holland @TimboHo]

When one of your friends dies at the pre game #FXSDCC

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Fashion Blog: Continue To Copy Whatever Blake Lively Does https://t.co/LEei8RA6s7

[Timmy Holland @TimboHo]

A mosquito bite in December????

[Timmy Holland @TimboHo]

Homeless guy just yelled at me for 3 blocks but he yelled “you skinny little bitch” and I’ve never been more flustered and complimented at the same time

[Timmy Holland @TimboHo]

Why is this literally me at work happy hours after my 4th Goose Island

[Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa]

Some political consultant clearly told Ron DeSantis he needs to smile more and this is the unfortunate result

[Timmy Holland @TimboHo]

Tried to go to the office today after being sick for a few days. Got to my car and the battery was dead.

[Timmy Holland @TimboHo]

Tour guide asked “what country is the #1 Guinness drinker in the world?” Leave it to the other group of Americans to say “Colorado!” And “Vermont!” way too confidently…

[Timmy Holland @TimboHo]

I wonder if my neighbors are alarmed by how much Dance Moms I watch

[Timmy Holland @TimboHo]

Went to get my nails done in New York and the guy asked “where’s your girlfriend? She big too?” I’m so over this city

[Timmy Holland @TimboHo]

Waiting in line at a bar restroom where the person in front of you it taking a shit is crazy

[Timmy Holland @TimboHo]

We did it Joe

[Timmy Holland @TimboHo]

My coworkers asked what I wanted for lunch and I made them go to the raising canes in Times Square

[Timmy Holland @TimboHo]

Philly coded

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

this is the correct response to seeing an AI robot on the street. you should always do this

[Timmy Holland @TimboHo]

No article headlines is turning out to be great

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

The singer-songwriter was only 18 years old at the time. Drake was 23. https://t.co/XCH08Nu0GJ

[Timmy Holland @TimboHo]

Invited George Santos to brunch

[Washington Post Guild @PostGuild]

We’ve been bargaining for a new contract for 9 months, but the company still hasn’t offered a serious proposal to improve wages and pay equity at The Washington Post

Tomorrow, hundreds of @postguild members are lunching out to demand The Post pay us what we’re worth

Here’s why:

[Timmy Holland @TimboHo]

@JeffBezos please do not layoff any employees except the one who put soy sauce in the balsamic vinegar bottle by the salad bar at the Whole Foods in Tyson’s Corner

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person

[Timmy Holland @TimboHo]

I hate @jasonderulo

[Timmy Holland @TimboHo]

Got covid the first week of pride… homophobic