Timbo the Sounder (Dad Mode +)

Sounders & Gaming in the South Sound by way of the Mile High. A sprinkle of Man Utd. Sometimes a dash of politics. Citizen of the Federation. he/him/his

[Pileated @pectinate_claw]

@JessicaValenti Based on this wording, they’re going to be hurt and disappointed to find out that *all* fetuses are female at conception. That Y chromosome doesn’t flick on until about Week 6 or 7 of development. To me that wording implies all men are trans.

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@LiamTheMurse @sounderatheart I’d take Bruno over Pepo (De la Vega) in a heartbeat.

Not sure about McGuire… has flooding issues.

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@UnitedStandMUFC @JacobsBen @mufcMPB No, they haven’t!

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@papamurphys Not quite the 50%/50% I was expecting… looks like you guys favor people who love FAKE pizza!

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#Sounders

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SOUNDERS NEVER SAY DIE!!!

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@muffintopmodel May it be forever known as Epumbensennneh… emphasis on slurring nnn at the end of the holiday.

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@BeauDemayo

[Gul Dukat @realGulDukat]

THE GALACTIC ASSOCIATION OF BAJORAN JOURNALISTS WERE SO RUDE AND HOSTILE TO ME!! THEY SET ME UP! WHAT A DISGRACEFUL DISASTER FOR SO CALLED JOURNALISM!

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Father time is undefeated

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@JacksonOnRadio @933KJR We appreciate your conjecture. Thank you for the alternative to Taylor Twellman.

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@JacksonOnRadio Counter-Point! Bet Zakuani didn’t think he was going to be on a debate show tonight! @933KJR #SoundersMatchday

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@muffintopmodel @FloundersBTeam What’s with all the Monster beverages? I would have that expression too!

[Niko Moreno @ELROLONW]

Wow !!! How is Bruce going to roast my guy Clint Dempsey like that? smh

It was a nice roast line. I'm not going to lie, but I'll take Dempsey over Landon any day of the week.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

THIRTEEN TIMES 🏆

#MUFC || #FACupFinal

[Mike Fiechtner @mikefiechtner]

Huge shoutout to @ewongdotcom for putting this together. Looks so good…all 195 images!

[Yarhar @cpnYarhar]

Happy 13th to the biggest Portland hater of them all

@RaulRuidiazM @SoundersFC

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@BritVoxUS Sounders on the flight home:

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@ebetha Our referee: