Tequila Whisperer

Husband, Father, Spirit Guide, Soccer Enthusiast, Creator/Director of #breakfastwithsylvie

[Tequila Whisperer @muffintopmodel]

🚨Public service announcement.🚨 NO I HAVEN'T BEEN HACKED. I sometimes just have bad takes 🤣

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@NoahRiffe I blame Gran Centenario for including the LOUD CUP in their Reposado gif packs. If you’re not familiar just google LOUD CUP it is some kind of tumbler that makes your cup sound like a VUVUZELA

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@horroraem @eric__jf @AlexiLalas They will come down. Still punishing myself for getting excited about presale lottery 🤦‍♂️

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@RCTID108 @KennySloth253 Bruh taking your Pontiac Fiero of a stadium and throwing Ferrari ground effects don’t make it a Ferrari. Cosplay much? Yes we play in a NFL stadium. 🏟️ I hope we continue to do so.

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@ssc_napolimn @tombogert We could also see where all the teams from Serie A finish. I know there’s a couple yanks at least they’re going to the represented

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@daeshikjr Mazda owners am I right? 🤣

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@NoahRiffe Make the east side of the state pay for it 🤣

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@USMNT @SoundersFC I love haters and the GROK

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Only thing I love more than the trolls is AI 🤣

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Happy Birthday, Roldy!

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@TheRealZBird @dimondmicra15 @NSC_Guru I could see a scenario where more teams from other countries NOT in the top 10 countries on the planet. All those players play club ball somewhere right? So if you’re in a developing country and MLS is a step up from your domestic league and the pay is good you go right?

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@TheRealZBird @NSC_Guru That doesn’t fit the dumb ass rage bait agenda tho

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Ever log on to Twitter and wonder why your feed is full of the dumbest rage bait 🐂 💩? Then you look up and you’re in the “for you” section 🤣🖕🖕off Elon

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@NoahRiffe Could be worse like Fox borough

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@allthedogspleaz Coming in here 627 comment maybe she misjudged thinking jumping would be over kill.

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@TheGeneral_0 You do what you gotta do to unsubscribe

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@FootballHQ Maybe dude was sweaty and gross

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@TaylorTwellman @MLS Well he will be in Seattle (Renton) for 🇧🇪 base camp. Maybe there’s some thing we can work out while he’s here? It worked on Dempsey. 🤷‍♂️

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@LeahRain77 No shoes trying to go to work?

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@mistahsingh Should have been Jackson Regan 🤣

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And as always

[m. singh @mistahsingh]

@AaronLevine_ @SoundersFC @USMNT absolute bull shit and undeserved.

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@mistahsingh Friggin turned right into him. True story Ream was out of position. Must have got that from Fulham 🤣

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@TaylorTwellman Dettmar Cramer goal