Tiptoes

Community starts at home.

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I'm calling it now - the start of the English Civil War of 2026 will be in Crowborough. Elections cancelled. Open migrant camp imposed on the population. Lies from central and local government. AONB rules ignored. One spark will light the tinderbox.

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@scottiebateman I thought it was because you couldn't reach the yoke if the seat is reclined?

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@jeremycorbyn Who do you think you are kidding Mr Corbyn?

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@MarinaHyde Marina, Marina, Marina - it's a register office, not registry!! Even if you are @DUALIPA !

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Hey @Revolut how do you sign up for Mobile in the UK - I want to swap to you whilst your current deal is running, but it's nowhere to be found in app!

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Just for the record - we don't need Digital ID. It hasn't been designed to protect kids, and the risk of authoritarianism is off the charts. One day we will look back on this period and wonder what the hell we were doing.

PS/ Stronger parenting and the tools to enable that is what I hope for.

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@afneil Love it when I have to look up a new word. Thank you @afneil

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@SamaHoole Except the stun used for Halal is what is known as a reversible stun, as the animal has to be alive to receive the prayer. As opposed to the non-reversible stun that effectively kills the animal and is used for non-Halal.

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@SimBadd18 eSIMs I’m looking at you…

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@zero_cents @Adambinks @Ryanair Bag or owner?

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@SarahCoombesWB Ah - just seen your constituency represents the largest Sikh community in the UK. You know which side your bread is buttered, clearly.

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@SarahCoombesWB By your argument, one person using a gun in Dunblane was no reason to enact stricter gun laws in the UK?

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@TRobinsonNewEra The government needed an excuse to abolish trial by jury. I’m still not sure some of our judges would have convicted either though.

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@GBNEWS Some of the most attractively positioned licenses premises must be those within the Parliamentary estate. Will they now increase their prices to MPs?

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@GaryDelaney Shame the automated captions Americanise your arse. So to speak. Or didn't speak, in this instance.

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@pcowles @SimonCalder https://t.co/SkrwZDKSBG

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@pcowles @SimonCalder China is now visa free for UK tourists. Just booked our trip yesterday.

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@SimonCalder Yet more people we will have to have a polite word with whilst travelling to ask them to use headphones whilst FaceTiming.

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@gzchef Probably needs another pinch of salt.

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@liambyrnemp Are you saying that to save money, you have to spend even more? How about cutting fuel duty, or VAT on electricity and gas, so that everyday bills come down, rather than the exceptions?

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@KirstieMAllsopp In a normal relationship a lot of it would be bought post-question not pre.