Hey diddle diddle

Riddle me this, riddle me that.
Who's afraid of the big bad bat?

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Triggering Topics Ahead
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[Hey diddle diddle @Time4ARiddle]

𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕨𝕠 𝕣𝕦𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕔𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖.

ℕ𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕟𝕖, 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕣𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨.

[Hey diddle diddle @Time4ARiddle]

// Playing the first Lego batman game.

God these bitches be gay.

[Hey diddle diddle @Time4ARiddle]

"You are a liar and a scoundrel."

[Hey diddle diddle @Time4ARiddle]

"Jervis tried to punch me.

Divorce."

[Hey diddle diddle @Time4ARiddle]

"It sucks there.

Waller is ableist."

[Hey diddle diddle @Time4ARiddle]

"Reminder that /I/ actually escaped Belle Reve cause I am better than all of you."

[Hey diddle diddle @Time4ARiddle]

"I /was/ forced."

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

"I see Eddie was 'forced' to go outside again."

[Hey diddle diddle @Time4ARiddle]

"You know what you did."

[Hey diddle diddle @Time4ARiddle]

"Aggressively shaking Jervis."

[Hey diddle diddle @Time4ARiddle]

"My day has been ruined."

[Hey diddle diddle @Time4ARiddle]

@GreenEyedBlur "If you're going to believe lies about me, at least choose believable ones."

[Hey diddle diddle @Time4ARiddle]

"It's throw a short person month, which means I am legally allowed to throw Jervis if he tries to make me go outside again."

[Hey diddle diddle @Time4ARiddle]

He is /not/ autistic!

>:(

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

Putting everything back where it was cause his autistic boyfriend doesn't like the new layout.

[Hey diddle diddle @Time4ARiddle]

Offering his hand. "Long past your bed time."

Honestly, he's not too sure. He tends to lose track of time when he works.

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

Silence for a while before eyes funally shift back over to Edward.

"What...time is it?"

[Hey diddle diddle @Time4ARiddle]

"I think Arkham /should/ burn down, actually."

[Hey diddle diddle @Time4ARiddle]

"It's fine, don't worry about it." With the amount of times Arkham have tried to take the coin, he honestly doesn't blame Harvey for the reaction.

"The coin is yours, I have no want nor need for it. I just think you should put it away and go to bed."

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

Eyes snap to Edward, Harvey's hand quickly moving away as it tightens around the coin.

"𝐘𝐨𝐮 /𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭/ 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭."

A blink before a look of guilt comes across his face, hand lowering.

"O-oh...Eddie. I-" eyes shift away now. "...sorry."

[Hey diddle diddle @Time4ARiddle]

// Shaming them
Shaming them
Shaming them

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

// Leave the freaks alone, don't shame them like this

[Hey diddle diddle @Time4ARiddle]

// They're mocking each other's mental illnesses 💔

[Hey diddle diddle @Time4ARiddle]

// Now they can plot together 💚

[Hey diddle diddle @Time4ARiddle]

A small sigh, a hand slowly reaching for the others.

"/Harvey/."

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

He doesn't respond to Edward, just keeps mumbling to himself.

[Hey diddle diddle @Time4ARiddle]

// Now they can plot together 💚

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

// Standing there plotting

[Hey diddle diddle @Time4ARiddle]

@GreenEyedBlur "I highly doubt that."

[The Mad Hatter @TheMaddestOfHat]

"I would appreciate not being thrown around again this month, Edward..."