Harv/ey Dent

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[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

𝔚𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔡𝔬𝔢𝔰 𝔞 𝔪𝔞𝔫 𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔞 𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯?

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐰! 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧!

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

Normally he's not one for the holidays. However, they actually /do/ have people to celebrate with.

So, he'll be in the kitchen.

His boyfriend's boyfriends are also welcome to come.

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

"I see Eddie was 'forced' to go outside again."

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

Crimes? Well of course.

It's been a while since they robbed a bank, time to change that.

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

Right, right. Of /course/ he isn't.

^-^

[Hey diddle diddle @Time4ARiddle]

He is /not/ autistic!

>:(

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

@Nightwingzz__ // Danke.

I have Epic brainrot and Monster fits Harvey so well

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

// Blocking anyone who makes my pin uneven.

Why would you do that to my boy-

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

Putting everything back where it was cause his autistic boyfriend doesn't like the new layout.

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

@Nightwingzz__ // I know, lol. It was even when I made that tweet.

Twas just joking

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

// This is a joke-

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

// Did you at least kiss the crowbar before bashing me with it?

[Jason Todd @HoodedRedAss]

// Him feeling really guilty for Jason's death and having to make the choice of telling Bruce the truth or not saying anything and letting him think his son just went missing

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

// The thought of the the incanon 'Harvey is Batman' theory being true is so funny to me.

Especially if the Robin's are still /Bruce's/ kids.

Cause that just means Harvey steals his bestie's kids after bedtime to go fight crime.

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

Standing on the roof, cigarette in hand.

It's quiet, though it won't be long before Gotham wakes up. He'll be gone by that time.

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

I'd rather you didn't.

[♦️𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐧♦️ @BeforeTheLaughs]

Can I come over and stare at you like this?

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

"Uh huh.

Right."

[The Joker @The__Mr_J]

"Jervis, he's always on my side. He's important."

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

"Well, isn't this interesting."

[𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐧𝐭 @TwoSidedJustice]

@TwoHalvesOfDent

.... four... faces...?

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

An eye roll.

"I meant anyone /other/ than yourself."

[The Joker @The__Mr_J]

"That's not true Harv! I'm important."

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

"You don't think /anyone/ is important."

[The Joker @The__Mr_J]

"Does anyone important object?"

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

"Right.

Suppose that means it /is/ partially my fault."

[Jason Todd @HoodedRedAss]

"Like I told ya, my friend has issues."

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

A moment of hesitation before his right hand moves to grab Edward's.

"Right...I'm sure it is."

...

"Thought you didn't like physical contact."

[Hey diddle diddle @Time4ARiddle]

Offering his hand. "Long past your bed time."

Honestly, he's not too sure. He tends to lose track of time when he works.

[Harv/ey Dent @TwoHalvesOfDent]

"I object, actually."

[The Joker @The__Mr_J]

"If I murdered Eddie would anyone be upset? No? I'm not hearing any objections."