Rob

you’re a little sicko clicking on my profile huh? fine my pronouns are they/them. happy you little freak?

[Rob @TimeToGoMobile]

You hear this ladies and gentlemen; Saruman the White is turning Orcs into Uruk-hai! Yeah, as if orcs weren’t bad enough! Yeah, Uruk-hai? More like Uruk-huh, who asked for that!? Am I right folks?

[Rob @TimeToGoMobile]

@GrifSheridan @gayvidlynchh am i even gonna get anything this year?!

[Rob @TimeToGoMobile]

my superego to my id after i’ve had a night of drinking

[WMDeez nuts @gayvidlynchh]

@TimeToGoMobile @becfeast @politico @nytimes is this true?

[Rob @TimeToGoMobile]

@gayvidlynchh r u ok ?

[disco elysium quotes @discoelysiumbot]

YOU: Alright, we'll talk later.
SMOKER ON THE BALCONY: No, we won't.

[Rob @TimeToGoMobile]

me reading @becfeast circle tweets

[WMDeez nuts @gayvidlynchh]

Me reading @becfeast tweets

[ice @moonintheway]

YOU: What does that mean -- a Sunday friend?
SMOKER ON THE BALCONY: That he won't be there when times get tough, I guess.
YOU: Is that even a friend?
SMOKER ON THE BALCONY: It is -- on Sundays.

[Rob @TimeToGoMobile]

@anipvrk i would simply make the correct choice but i guess i’m built different 🤷‍♀️

[Rob @TimeToGoMobile]

@LainersOfficial aw thank you Lainey, such a sweet birthday message 🥰

[dumb bitch mcgee @LainersOfficial]

.ʇɐʇɹǝʌɐ sᴉʇɐʇǝᴉdɯᴉ soʅnɔo ɯɐᴉʇǝ ʇn ʻɯǝʅᴉqᴉssᴉɯǝɹɹᴉ ɯɐʇ ɯǝuoᴉʇɔᴉpǝʅɐɯ sᴉqoʌ opǝɔuoɔ ʻɯnɹoǝ ɯnɹʇɐd ʇǝ ɯnɹoᴉʅᴉⅎ nuɐɯ uᴉ

[Rob @TimeToGoMobile]

@anipvrk if you hit on someone at the self check out, you have forced them to take the most hedge maze ass route back to the car

[Rob @TimeToGoMobile]

so fucked to hit on someone at the self check out grocery aisle, which is supposed to be the most asexual experience possible

[Rob @TimeToGoMobile]

tim robinson should star in a safdie brothers film

[WMDeez nuts @gayvidlynchh]

I’m a querked up white boy! I’m goated with the sauce!