You hear this ladies and gentlemen; Saruman the White is turning Orcs into Uruk-hai! Yeah, as if orcs weren’t bad enough! Yeah, Uruk-hai? More like Uruk-huh, who asked for that!? Am I right folks?
YOU: What does that mean -- a Sunday friend?
SMOKER ON THE BALCONY: That he won't be there when times get tough, I guess.
YOU: Is that even a friend?
SMOKER ON THE BALCONY: It is -- on Sundays.