nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- Who you said when naming random athletes with the boys
- How random the athletes you named were
- If everyone else said “good pull” after you named a random athlete
George W Bush: 8 years of allowing Angel Hernandez to umpire MLB games
Barack Obama: 8 years of allowing Angel Hernandez to umpire MLB games
Donald Trump: 4 years of allowing Angel Hernandez to umpire MLB games
Joseph R. Biden Jr: stopped Angel Hernandez in 3.5 years