budlightlyman

guy who has no fun on twitter

[budlightlyman @budlightlyman]

Many people don’t know this but you can trick the New York Post into printing just about anything.

[New York Post @nypost]

Mets fan living in Iran creates viral account filled with wild memes https://t.co/0WeuKZv2SQ

[budlightlyman @budlightlyman]

@Cammanc1 My airline Turkish
My knapsack popular

[budlightlyman @budlightlyman]

so lucky Mamdani won because this just would not have worked with “my mayor Albanian”

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

MY MAYOR IS MUSLIM
MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH
MY CHRISTIAN DIOR
MY KNICKS IN FOUR

[budlightlyman @budlightlyman]

@Th3queenisde4d My Sliwa Curtis
My Dior Christian

[budlightlyman @budlightlyman]

so they can’t bring in the little robot guy now?

[budlightlyman @budlightlyman]

insufferable tryhard. I’m shotgunning full sugar soda when the Knicks win the series

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Victor Wembanyama’s agent says Wemby has turned down millions of dollars and will never endorse soda companies

"They all want him, but Victor will never sell soda. Because he doesn’t want to kill the kids."

(Via @JaredWeissNBA, h/t @TheNBABase)

[budlightlyman @budlightlyman]

@vodkasnowflake she should have been hooping instead of using AI bc she’s tall as hell

[budlightlyman @budlightlyman]

He picked the islanders in 7 in the 2021 ECF. this dog is not to be trusted. Pack it up little guy. #washed

[SNY Knicks @sny_knicks]

Air Corgi has Spurs in 7

[The Jerusalem Post @Jerusalem_Post]

Sid Rosenberg encourages the Jewish community to be proud and not to "hide your yarmulkes."

[budlightlyman @budlightlyman]

Sorry it’s really funny that this commemorative America 250 patch is just slapped on there above Nike swoosh bc the only other option is putting it right above “experience Abu Dhabi” , which would be so much funnier

[ALLDAYNYC @AllDayNYC]

The New York Knicks Official Game 1 FINALS Jersey will look like this.

[budlightlyman @budlightlyman]

@Das_Wilhelm Noah Dobson (RHD) sustained a hand injury playing on his phone and will be ready for training camp

[budlightlyman @budlightlyman]

the hand injury that makes you not know where to stand on the ice as a defenseman during any situation

[Alex @ivandemigoal]

Keep talking cause like we said, he was playing injured.

[budlightlyman @budlightlyman]

very funny photoshop. Does anyone know what his actual stat line for the playoffs was?

[IslesCave @IslesCave]

No show Noah oof

[budlightlyman @budlightlyman]

mark Vientos:

[Lena @chancevisitors]

[offering nothing of value] new york needs me

[budlightlyman @budlightlyman]

good point. the nhl can make this right by putting the islanders in the cup final

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Capitals… 43 wins… No Playoffs
Islanders… 43 wins… No Playoffs
NJ Devils… 42 wins… No Playoffs
Red Wings… 41 wins… No Playoffs
Blue Jackets… 40 wins… No Playoffs
Panthers… 40 wins… No Playoffs
SJ Sharks… 39 wins… No Playoffs

VGK… 39 wins… Stanley Cup Final

[budlightlyman @budlightlyman]

none of your Carter Hart jokes are funny and he shouldn’t have been allowed back into the league. 👍

[budlightlyman @budlightlyman]

scoreless Mets-marlins game in the 9th

[sam 🫥 @lbf_mas]

Wrap this shit up, Knicks on in an hour

[budlightlyman @budlightlyman]

Look if these are legit I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that Schaefer 48 in this is gonna be the top selling jersey in the league next year.

[Jersey Nerds @The_JerseyNerds]

🚨 LEAK ALERT 🚨 (again)

Ebay user OMH has listed what appears to be another leak of a Hometown Remix jersey, this time for the Islanders, originally shared by Reddit user u/tailingpayments.

Looks like fishsticks are back on the menu!

[budlightlyman @budlightlyman]

The league rejected “Hamilton Belmont Park Villagers” bc it wouldn’t fit on a jersey

[budlightlyman @budlightlyman]

Congratulations to the Hamilton Sound Tigers

[Clint 'Bubba' O'Neil @BubbaCHCH]

BREAKING... Hamilton's new AHL franchise will be known as the 'Hammers.' A press conference to unveil the name, logo and colours is Thursday at TD Coliseum, and will be broadcast on https://t.co/vpPKCWcb44 @CHCHNews