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I am a machine gun of prick-itude.

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@FedExHelp why are your operators all so rude?

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Hey @FedEx why can't I get you to schedule my pickup? Why is your automated system trash that doesn't work?

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@SimoneGiertz Not electric, but do look for a Wildfire WF650. It's a tiny truck with a motorcycle engine and they're cool as shit.

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@LeiaWeathington Doorgy... Sounds dirty

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I wonder if Hoops McCann ever made it into the Rhode Island School of Design...

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@pinkolliphant Hulk SNACKS

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@pinkolliphant @line_3d_print But the painting is so much fun!

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We finally finished our D&D room after two years! #dnd #CriticalRole #games

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@LeiaWeathington Like two y fancy? Is is Fyancy?

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You may not know it, but today one of the coolest ladies I've met gets a year older and more awesome! So everyone make sure you show @pinkolliphant some love and wish her a happy birthday!

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@RachaelLCook You know potatoes are legumes, right?

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@GeorgeASharp Longer than I'm going to care about it lol.

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@NicoleOConor Even that poor beer is tired of being there ....

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@LeiaWeathington Like, with an axe?

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@TheOrlandoJones @CashApp @Zelle Cash app may not, but we still love you Mr Jones.

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@pinkolliphant @hotcakesman Not if you're in Kevs canoe. Even upside down there is no way to keep the rain off your head

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@CLebonville Awwww! I love you too!

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@CLebonville At least you aren't wine-ing about it.