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She/Her

[In Times New Roman @TimesMew]

@itskeyon Procreate for iPad just hits different, idkkkkk

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

I’m sorry but we live in the AI timeline. This is no longer proof of life. We need a reporter, in the room, live on camera.

They can do this until he “suddenly” dies on August 5.

[Mr. Sausage @MrSausageGet]

How is this not treason?

[Dayna @CbusDayna]

Reminder that no amount of money can buy good taste.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

The red cards work!

[🍀 amanda jean! 🍀 @jovianplanets]

much of my work is making menus & promos for restaurants and there are times where i cannot use photos because they contain a side or drink that is not being served since that’d put us at liability for false advertising. now imagine using AI food pics lmao

[DarkWokeBalthazar @rebonsible]

Just a reminder according to US law you cannot make an advertisement for food without using exactly the ingredients it takes to make such food. Report all these AI ads

[The Shallow State @OurShallowState]

This tweet from a year ago has been deleted by its author. I'm posting here now as a reminder and as a public service, for anyone, should they ever need it.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

This costs about $3M per day to have 5000 guardsmen in Washington DC.

There are 924 days until Inauguration Day so it’s going to cost taxpayers about $2.7B for this ridiculous stunt.

Wasting money is Trump’s signature economic policy.

[Covie @covie_93]

The Mitch McConnell coverup story is everything Jake Tapper accused the Biden WH of doing.

[Collapse Talk @CollapseTalkPod]

There’s a parasitic outbreak and the local Kroger just “donated” a whole bunch of lettuce at the retirement home 💀

[Stop the Nonsense @kasthomas]

The fact that "moderate Democrats" like Beshear won't do these basic tactical maneuvers that McConnell himself would certainly have done is exactly what's wrong with that clownass party.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Invoke the 25th Amendment, IMMEDIATELY!!!

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

One thing conservatives to do is piss their pants about crime and gangs and then tell you how cool white criminal gangs are

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

it’s really unreal how the right-wing has become the epitome of a snowflake culture. they literally can’t stomach seeing one black person in any piece of media without pitching a temper tantrum. things weren’t this bad just a few years ago.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Thinking about how in barbie land where everything is perfect for women, men still aren't suffering. they aren't in servitude, they aren't being objectified or harassed. they are just not the main characters. but in a world run by and for men, women are NEVER safe. that's the difference between feminists and misogynists. women just want to be left alone, while men don't see us as humans.

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

Maga is apparently now boycotting going to NYC because they hate the mayor. They say they will never go there again. I mean is this guy fucking amazing or what? That place is going to be a fucking paradise now

[🌸FLOWER CHILD VT🌸 @VT5210]

To the Zoomer, the top two seem as quaint as "werewolf" and "vampire" seem to the millennial.

Horror seems silly if you don't know the real fear it's representing. The problems Zoomers face are simulacrum and alienation.

[Timmy Facciola @TimmyFacciola_]

Two different Hamptons stories in the NY Times recently.

One is about the $150 chicken tenders.

The other about the homeless men who work on the kinds of homes occupied by the people ordering the $150 chicken tenders.

[Chris @chriskunzler]

Israelis being clavicular's target audience is perhaps the least surprising thing ever

[Taylor @tkaaaaaaaaaay]

Idk but they built it illegally why can’t people take it down the same way 🤷‍♀️