Tim Dixon

Studier of the Ages. Amateur Artist and Musician. Satirical Douchebag.

[Tim Dixon @Timholdo]

@DanielGully nothing wrong with frozen bread mate

[Tim Dixon @Timholdo]

@DanielGully is it awesome?

[Tim Dixon @Timholdo]

Get on up- five. For my lady Nicholson .#lumieredj

[Tim Dixon @Timholdo]

@beckiclloyd you've lived In Durham how many years?! Words can't describe how grim it actually is. Taking my uni mates there tomorrow haha.

[Tim Dixon @Timholdo]

@beckiclloyd I don't think even a model selection can make the shack better on a friday mate.

[Tim Dixon @Timholdo]

Gonna end up in the shack tomorrow, I can already tell @hj_0391 @Pittaway123 #durhambanter #help

[Tim Dixon @Timholdo]

@hj_0391 @Pittaway123 Whats with the name calling you douche #getsomefemalefriends

[Tim Dixon @Timholdo]

@DanielGully shouldn't be eating dairy if you're ill mate.

[Tim Dixon @Timholdo]

@HarrietEMiles ME TOO :(

[Tim Dixon @Timholdo]

@HarrietEMiles Sadly, I think the M&S women thought we were a gay couple trying to find him a suit #weveonlysharedabedtwicepromise

[Tim Dixon @Timholdo]

@HarrietEMiles You're welcome.

[Tim Dixon @Timholdo]

@DanielGully wreck you and leave you huh? Stay strong.

[Tim Dixon @Timholdo]

@hj_0391 wheeyyyy my NUS doesn't run out till September.

[Andrew Musgrove @ADMusgrove]

All this crap about 'high' 2:1s... I'm pretty sure on your CV it'll just say 2:1 and not how high, wide or handsome it is.

[Tim Dixon @Timholdo]

@DanielGully cos you have wank internet innit

[Tim Dixon @Timholdo]

@SophieWingrove1 BATHOS

[Tim Dixon @Timholdo]

@hj_0391 least it wasn't the geriatric clothing.

[Tim Dixon @Timholdo]

Job interview tomorrow in Newcastle #anyexcusetosuitup