Timmy Briseno

| Dir. of Ads @starboardllc | @MissouriState alum | Originated in Kansas City Missouri since 1995 baby | How bout those @Chiefs? |

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: SpaceX is now worth more than Canada

[Eric Schmitt @Eric_Schmitt]

Good morning SportsCenter.

[Eric Schmitt @Eric_Schmitt]

Left it all on the field.

Republicans win 11-2

Honored to be named MVP. 🇺🇸

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Another sucker trapped in the rat race

Dependent on his salary like a drug

Forced to work on the weekend

Does whatever his boss says

Feel bad for everyone stuck in the matrix like this guy

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

Seth Lugo is doing well after exiting tonight's game and will undergo the appropriate protocol and testing.

[Royals Kingdom🤴(28-41) @kingdom_royals]

Prayers for Lugo🙏

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Now signed through 2033:

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

$64M in new money average. A record-high.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Record deal: The Chiefs are adding two years to Patrick Mahomes’ contract, tying him to Kansas City through the 2033 season at a value of $504.75 million, making it the first NFL deal valued at over a half-billion dollars, per @RapSheet and me.

Equity Sports CEO Chris Cabott, and Chiefs GM Brett Veach and his staff, put the finishing touches on the landmark agreement today.

[Edward Lawrence @EdwardLawrence]

Vice President JD Vance put up a chicken coup outside the VP’s residence. A spokesperson tells me he will tend to the chickens. His kids already named the chicks. The coop was made by Carolina Coops, an American-owned small business which has been in business for 18 years. The owner Matt DuBoise pictured here after putting the coup up. #Chickens #FreshEggs #VP (pics courtesy Vice President Vance’s Office)

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

While everyone is talking about the LA election, just remember that posting discrepancies about the 2020 election used to be grounds for suspension on Twitter 1.0

Trump himself was banned here

That's how bad it was before

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Chiefs are re-signing CB L’Jarius Sneed to a one-year deal worth up to $5 million, per the Katz Brothers.

[Mary Margaret Olohan @MaryMargOlohan]

NEW: The Vance family will be collecting their own eggs from now on — they just installed a brand new chicken coop at the Naval Observatory!

https://t.co/pVTpzeS6wM

[Patrick Maka @PatrickMaka]

Xbox has an “Xbox Eras” space at #XboxFanfest this year for every generation of console.

Too much nostalgia.

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Never forget when this man tried to destroy a child’s life after wrongfully accusing him of wearing black face.

[Frontierism @frontierism]

More USA-made goods. These are handmade in Alabama.

Buy American.

[HeritageBulwark @hbulwark1]

Coats of Arms of the Thirteen Original Colonies

[Secretary Doug Burgum @SecretaryBurgum]

Get ready, Patriots!

One month until the 4th of July!

[Timmy Briseno @Timmmerica]

@OldRowSwig Insane behavior. I bought all my groomsmen Cole Haan ØriginalGrand Wingtips

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Patriotic summer is imminent 😎