Another sucker trapped in the rat race
Dependent on his salary like a drug
Forced to work on the weekend
Does whatever his boss says
Feel bad for everyone stuck in the matrix like this guy
Record deal: The Chiefs are adding two years to Patrick Mahomes’ contract, tying him to Kansas City through the 2033 season at a value of $504.75 million, making it the first NFL deal valued at over a half-billion dollars, per @RapSheet and me.
Equity Sports CEO Chris Cabott, and Chiefs GM Brett Veach and his staff, put the finishing touches on the landmark agreement today.
Vice President JD Vance put up a chicken coup outside the VP’s residence. A spokesperson tells me he will tend to the chickens. His kids already named the chicks. The coop was made by Carolina Coops, an American-owned small business which has been in business for 18 years. The owner Matt DuBoise pictured here after putting the coup up. #Chickens #FreshEggs #VP (pics courtesy Vice President Vance’s Office)
While everyone is talking about the LA election, just remember that posting discrepancies about the 2020 election used to be grounds for suspension on Twitter 1.0
Trump himself was banned here
That's how bad it was before
NEW: The Vance family will be collecting their own eggs from now on — they just installed a brand new chicken coop at the Naval Observatory!
https://t.co/pVTpzeS6wM