Jake Loft

Retired from DC to open a very small business named after myself. I can help you with your computer.

[Jake Loft @l0ftzilla]

Hard launch of the website. If you want one fill out my form. https://t.co/LtSdVozw73

[Lex Jurgen @Lex_Jurgen]

After Kylie Jenner's mom calls her to let her know the old guy in purple is a multi-billionaire.

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

Our forefathers purchased these for under 5 dollars at Walmart

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

"you're 8 months behind on chipotle klarna payments because you've been saving up for the spacex ipo?"

[Philly’s Okayest Lawyer @phillyliquorlaw]

This is like a level 7 meme. I can’t possibly explain this to my mom.

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

This is one of the most mentally ill articles ever written.

[The Conservative Alternative @OldeWorldOrder]

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN: "Democracy is two wolves & a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.

Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

Grifter

[Jake Loft @l0ftzilla]

@ZachNagel7 If apartment is the next word it is not luxury

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

Here’s Taylor Swift rooting against the Knicks from less than a month ago.

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

These are the exact NYC chicks (32-38 years old) on hinge looking to “settle down” and are “dating with intention”

[Presidential Archive @PresArchive]

Nixon bowling.

[Ghosts of DC @GhostsofDC]

In 2003, a baseball stadium on the Potomac with the Capitol framed in center field was nearly a done deal in Arlington. Then the County Board chairman collapsed at his first meeting, and everything changed.

https://t.co/1NyvSz8zVU

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

For the love of God, bomb the call centers President Trump.

[amber @lil1nsulin]

it’s time

[Jake Loft @l0ftzilla]

.@NickJFuentes better look out

[Chris Gustafson @chris_gustafson]

Visit https://t.co/Zddfz6kkRq

[MLB @MLB]

JJ Wetherholt is No. 1 in the latest NL Rookie of the Year poll 💪

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

Summer has arrived, go fix something, smoke a cig, crack a foid

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

Is there one ... just ONE ... liberal human male who isn't weird AF in the United States of America? ONE?