Tim Benson

[Tim Benson @TimmyB05]

It was awful! We were playing Monopoly and I just wanted to rip my clothes off and start dancing. @jdean_88 #whatif #NoAlcoholWasInvolved

[Tim Benson @TimmyB05]

Try harder!!! @CTheManS

[Jessica Dean @jdean_88]

I hope I didn't get towed! I parked in the handicap! ....well I left my hazards on! @CTheManS @lildude8 @TimmyB05

[Jessica Dean @jdean_88]

I go to the window to check out our safety, I come back it's all bananas in pajamas! @TimmyB05

[Tim Benson @TimmyB05]

@jdean_88 @lildude8 @gavklemm Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb

[Jessica Dean @jdean_88]

God Mexicans are crazy look at them! @TimmyB05

[Tim Benson @TimmyB05]

@lildude8 @jdean_88 I don't recall this at all haha

[Tim Benson @TimmyB05]

Be grateful for the little things in life.

[Tim Benson @TimmyB05]

@jdean_88 Watch the grabbing zebra! You're throwing me out? I'm throwing you out!!!!!

[Tim Benson @TimmyB05]

@jdean_88 When she's hot to trot, she's still gotta squat.

[Tim Benson @TimmyB05]

@jdean_88 What do we have there. Cheetos. Crunchy or Puffs...Puffs. Wuss!

[Tim Benson @TimmyB05]

I'm going to bet! Aderoline!! Wait Jess, what's "Aderoline??? Haha no such thing Jess!

[Tim Benson @TimmyB05]

Enjoy your "Salty Larry" Jordan! SURPRISE!!!!

[Tim Benson @TimmyB05]

@jdean_88 @lildude8 yeah what the hell!!! Ha

[Jessica Dean @jdean_88]

It's gonna be a busy October :) @TimmyB05 @CodySchepp

[Tim Benson @TimmyB05]

Jaime: "My lips are burning from your shennanigans."
Me: "I swear I'm clean Jaime!"
Haha oh She is funny lol

[Tim Benson @TimmyB05]

@jdean_88 @Lex_McQuade @mtgunder What about Mark???

[Tim Benson @TimmyB05]

“@jdean_88: For future references Are those Canadian Condoms even safe to use ? #ProbNot #BlameCanada @TimmyB05”

[Tim Benson @TimmyB05]

@jdean_88 What do youvwant?...Fireball or....... "Jeez Jess you alcoholic"

[Tim Benson @TimmyB05]

@jdean_88 Are you complaining about your drink Miss JDean?